Fernando Torres turns up at training with a back pack. The security guard worridly asks him what he's got in the bag. He replies "Porno dvd's, some counterfeit match day tickets, hooky replica shirts, some drugs & a gun!" The security guard says "Thank fuck for that...I thought you'd brought your boots!!
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13-05-11, 10:29sperminaterTorres
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13-05-11, 11:31TomEA
PMSL mate
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13-05-11, 11:38dr love
Classic stuff .: doc
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13-05-11, 14:19benin
pmsl...that is top notch.
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13-05-11, 14:19dr love
He's not going down to well at Chelsea is he .: doc
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13-05-11, 14:20beninthat said he is going down well at old trafford...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by dr love
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13-05-11, 14:31BIGTYM2010
The next Chelsea C*nt that says anything about fulham will here it from me!!!!
http://nospacesnospecials.com/wp-con...SON-STATUE.jpg
60,000,000 lol
I'd love a picture of that cheque that would definitely win may photo of the month comp PMSL -
13-05-11, 14:34dr loveThought you might like that alright.Quote:
Originally Posted by benin
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13-05-11, 14:35City Gent
I actually think that's not a joke it's true:lmao:
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13-05-11, 14:37mr gear
Liverpool were the thrillers monday nite !!!!!
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13-05-11, 14:59TomEA
BREAKING NEWS: David Blaine's 40-day world record for doing nothing inside a box has been broken by Fernando Torres.
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13-05-11, 16:32amlAnd lets not forget anfield too,they pulled a masterstroke getting rid of him when they did:DQuote:
Originally Posted by benin
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13-05-11, 17:18BIGTYM2010PMSL ,Love it mate ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by PeepingTom