I had this random thought just now. How will I discretely pack my strap-on for my flight to Ireland? It is a really professional one, made of pink leather, and the dildo is quite big and no denying what it is if customs goes thru my case and finds it. It would be soooo embarrassing if they pull it out and slap me with it, and call me a dirty girl :o
Can you think of some ways to get it over there very discretely so I dont get this kind of embarrassment? Maybe I should just leave it and buy one when I get over there. But just would want to find one that's as professional as this one. I'm sure Dublin has some very high end porn stores, right?
How to discretely pack a strap-on when you travel
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21-09-09, 08:01DollyDarlingHow to discretely pack a strap-on when you travel
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21-09-09, 08:04he who dares winsembarresment!
just wrap it up in a towel or some ov your clothes dolly if your bringing any! them little knickers that your packing wouldnt be good enough might pop out haha!!!!!!!:p:p
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21-09-09, 08:29anon361Put it in your suitcase and not in your carry on luggage, trust me if a customs officer does decide to search your case make sure it's on top, once he see's it he will start glowing and just close your case.Quote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
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21-09-09, 12:49carlos marvado
Dont bother packing the strap-on Dolly, just wear it inside-out for the trip over.....and enjoy the flight. :D:D:D
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21-09-09, 12:51WD-40:d:d:d:d,niceQuote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
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21-09-09, 12:58Irish Fionaxxx
Ha ha ha!! Anon is right! Put it in your check in luggage, if you are searched it will be a lot of laughs for the boys doing the checking. You might get a few numbers even :D :D :D
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21-09-09, 18:00ForrestYou could post it to the address in Ireland where you will be based and it will be waiting for you when you arrive.;);)Quote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
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21-09-09, 18:03carlos marvadoThe hell it will.........the shower in An Post will x-ray the package and swipe it once they see what it contains.......bunch of assholes just waiting to be stuffed. :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Forrest
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21-09-09, 18:04PatriciaNot exactly... If Ruhama had it's way you wouldn't even be able to buy Ann Summers lingerie here :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
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21-09-09, 18:07carlos marvadoNo, but we have a Brown Thomas! :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
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21-09-09, 20:30anitasizzleDon't worry
The likeihood of Customs going through your bag is slim. I've never had them check my bags, mind you I've never brought anything in that would freak them out about. And yes, I've bought in Sex toys, what are they going to do about it other than laugh:p
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22-09-09, 08:08DollyDarlingIf there is turbulence I might make a bit too much noise and annoy all the other passengers.Quote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
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22-09-09, 08:11DollyDarlingTrue, If I put it on top, they wont bother looking at what is underneath. Thats a good thing, since I just despise them touching my things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiona
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22-09-09, 08:12DollyDarlingYes I think it could make it, but I dont have a set address yet. If I did, I would post over bulk condoms, lube, strap-on, sexy shoes and some other things that really are not "fit" for taking on an international flight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Forrest
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22-09-09, 08:14DollyDarlingYikes! You're scaring me! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
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22-09-09, 08:16DollyDarlingIll say Ive always had a dream to go to ireland and find a lovely redheaded man, take him to a bog, and fuck him up the arse. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by anitasizzle
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22-09-09, 08:26westcorkladWell Dolly I know a few redheaded men and I know where you can find a good bog so when you come over to Ireland give me a call.;);)Quote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
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22-09-09, 08:30DollyDarlingI want a nice big bush of ginger pubes tho. And since I'll be doing him from behind, I'd like a nice ginger hairy arse, and nice rosey complexion backend cheeks too. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by westcorklad
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22-09-09, 09:00westcorkladQuote:
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22-09-09, 10:12he who dares winsdolly, you can post them to my address if you want.;);)Quote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling
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22-09-09, 13:23pigsmickeySpeak for yourself Carlos. but your right the ONLY way to smuggle the thing in is first she should smuggle the thing in and then go through customs and when asked if she's anything to declare, she says " " well lads what do you say in these circumstances eh??:)Quote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
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22-09-09, 21:40carlos marvadoJust as well you did'nt have a GI Jane uniform along with some sexy weaponry.....they'd have taken you for a terrorist.......errr freedom fighter. :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe
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22-09-09, 21:44DollyDarlingomg thats true! Or a sexy cop uniform with badge and fake gun. Maybe shipping is also the way to get things to your place in Ireland too. Never know when some uppity yolkers (a new Dolly term: Uppity Yolkers) will search your car and not like what they find :(Quote:
Originally Posted by carlos marvado
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22-09-09, 21:48carlos marvadoIf there's bad turbulence, you'll have a plane load of folks clutching the armrests, screaming loudly and praying fervently to Jesus in the belief that they're going........you on the other hand DollyDarling, will be clutching the armrests, screaming loudly and praying fervently for Jesus to take you in the clear knowledge that you're cuming. :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by DollyDarling