The "Witty" Bitter Rivals ..... Joke :)

In a rural country Village Weeeesssttt of the Shannon there lived two constantly bickering Narky fella’s the local Dr. O’Brien & the “Handy Man” Murphy; one day Murphy was installing a Window for a man in the village & doing a good job when his arch enemy Dr. O’Brien was walking past & noticed that there were very small mistakes in the frame & the wall that Murphy was filling in with Putty & Paint, ... delighted to have noticed them the Dr. “heckle” Murphy by saying in a loud voice “ Hhhaaaa Murphy I see the Putty & the Paint covers Ur mistakes” ... & Murphy been very witty replies back in an even louder voice “Aaaiiii this true Doc. But it’s the SHOVEL & THE SPADE THAT COVERS Ur’s” ...... :D