I have noticed in the petty cash, that the amount of toilet paper used by females,is much more than that used by males.
And the boss does not complain.
Females overusing toilet paper.
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21-01-15, 23:08GobshiteFemales overusing toilet paper.
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21-01-15, 23:12big bad g
Gobshite more like full of shite
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21-01-15, 23:13willie wacker
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21-01-15, 23:14Versace Targeryanan how do blind people know when 2 stop wiping?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gobshite
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21-01-15, 23:14Genie in a Bottle
Its seems normal enough
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21-01-15, 23:16GobshiteThey have a good sense of smell, and can smell the paper, before putting it in the looQuote:
Originally Posted by Versace Targeryan
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21-01-15, 23:26bettercallsaulSo where you work the used toilet paper is deposited in the petty cash,with the users first stating if they are male or female.Quote:
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21-01-15, 23:37GobshiteNo and no, Its to do with book keeping, I spose you could also count the number of empty toilet rolls.Quote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
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21-01-15, 23:42anon361
You see we only have one whole to clean, they have 2, ok some guys take a little tissue and dry the top of their mickey with it but that still wouldn't use as much as a lady would need.
Plus ladies are very forgetful so instead of wiping front to back they wipe back to front and when that happens they need to start again.
See, all very logical, hence why the boss doesn't complain and you are ;) -
21-01-15, 23:43bettercallsaulfinish the last sentence "and you are"......Quote:
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21-01-15, 23:46anon361It was finished, too subtle?Quote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
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21-01-15, 23:47bettercallsaulkinda,it is gobshite.Quote:
Originally Posted by anon361
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21-01-15, 23:49GobshiteHe is afraid of being suedQuote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
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21-01-15, 23:53scan for you
Hope it's like grade 100 sand paper.
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22-01-15, 00:34SmallHornId go with a 36gritQuote:
Originally Posted by scan for you
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22-01-15, 00:44tom sand
and people were giving out to me about my thread:rolleyes:
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23-01-15, 10:14Uoma Italiano
What about flushing the Jacks too much!!!!
This is shortly going to cost more!! -
23-01-15, 10:17Ladyvonteese
Its the guys who use less loo role who leave the dame skid marks even after showing, not an attractive trait!!!
Lady Von Teese
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Originally Posted by Gobshite
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23-01-15, 10:30SteveBTrue. I had an ex-girl friend who didn't use too much toilet paper. :( :( I would rather she had used too muchQuote:
Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese
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23-01-15, 10:46Ladyvonteese
Yuck, I'm guessing you dump't her? I always wash both bit when I go to the loo and put loo paper down on the loo seat too as a cover if I am out. Best to have a bit of wet (from the tap) loo paper stuck to me bits from washing than to have anything else stuck to me.
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23-01-15, 11:02clarelad
Ha ha this is sick
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23-01-15, 11:04clareladDo you look at the toilet paper when you wipe you're arse??Quote:
Originally Posted by Gobshite
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23-01-15, 11:10Ladyvonteese
Well that even worse putting a image like that is ones head. Yuck! Thanks for that.Loll
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Originally Posted by clarelad
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23-01-15, 12:45Rocker123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD2RMGYTw2Q
This made you smile ...didn't it? Happy Friday!! -
23-01-15, 13:38SmallHorn
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23-01-15, 13:51willie wacker
And make sure it,s not this one ;)
http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/2011/...ation-leaf.jpg
or this could happen :lmao:
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23-01-15, 13:53SmallHornJaysus, be worse on your holeQuote:
Originally Posted by willie wacker
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23-01-15, 18:57Gobshite
The best of all is moss, and,it leaves your bum feeling good.
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24-01-15, 00:10xagerateQuote:
Originally Posted by Gobshite
No extra petty cash complained about for mop heads and bleach in the mens though:confused: