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Christmas time be good or else you slags
OK SO ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS & I'M WARNING YOU ALL PISS ME OFF & IT'L BE EMPTY TREES FOR THE LOT OF YA!!!
Now its all santa i want this santa i want that, well what the fuck do i get a few biscuits A GLASS OF MILK FFS!!
NO sons of bitches this year we're doin things different santas not doin fuck all if my demands arent met!!!
First of all bring back the bacon!! You people seem to forget im watching all year round so i know its all down to farmers havin unprotected sex with the pigs YE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE GIVE IT A REST you people seem to think they just kill them nonono They slaughter them & then they slaughter them!!!
Second of all this is what i want under my fuckin tree this year & i know i'm in the right place to get it WHOS GAME BALL FOR A FESTIVE ROASTING FROM SANTA
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As for my other demands there none of your buisness slags SANTA DONT HAVE TO TELL NOTHING TO NOBODY ITS BETWEEN ME & RUDOLF!!!
Clarence you'v been a naughty little minx
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clarence hilten
Yooooooo Hooooooo SANTA
its ME Clarence, can i come sit on your knee ducky?
Santa, no wonder you,re in a bad mood, its what youre wearing TOO MUCH RED :eek:
I think you could tone it down a wee bit, like a more pastel red or even PINK.
Yes PINK SANTA, it would go just sooooooo nice with the white trim and your white beard, it would be luverly.
santa i dont want anything for xmas except for wee Eoghan to win X-Factor, hes doing it for co tyrone and for IRELAND and for his dear old granny and his hoard of juvenille aunts, its just sooo luverly. :)
Oh yes and i want our Lisbet freed, she,s done her time, she,s paid for her crime, could you fix it for me to have Lizbet home for xmas.
i know you and lizbet have had your differences. honestly she didnt mean to set your beard on fire when she was sitting on your knee one year, SHE WAS JUST CARELESS WHEN SHE LIT HER CIGGY :eek:
c,mon, you forgave our Lizbet the time she tried to pull your beard right off :eek: its just she,d stuffed herself with all of grannys sherry triffle and was a bit giddy and a wee bit sulky cos she didnt get enough chocolate money. you know how she likes the chocolate MONEY santa :rolleyes: GILTY LIZ we used to call her ;)
can i sit on your knee santa.
i have been a very very BAD GIRL all year
luvey ducksmas
clarence
CLARENCE YOU'V BEEN A NAUGHTY LITTLE SHIT AINT YA
Listen up slags i'm red till they change the colour of the lights in amsterdam get that straight!!!!
I'l try sneak your lizbet back down the chimney my son but shes gonna have to make santas toes curl first ya get me;)
As i remember she graduated from pullin my beard to my south pole thats when the presents got good round your manner......
Clarence you cum sit on my knees soon ye & leave that little shit pom pom outside so the dears can have sum fun & all;)