Theres just
"Too many broken hearts in the world
There's too many dreams that can be broken in two.
Too many broken hearts in the world
So I wan't give up the fight for you.
The world is full of lonely people
Who never held on to love
Last night I tried to reach you
But somehow it wasn't enough.
(EVERYONE - TOGETHER NOW)
"Too many broken hearts in the world
There's too many dreams that can be broken in two.
Too many broken hearts in the world
So I wan't give up the fight for you
Oh, Jason, thanks for writing a song about E-1
From the original(?) cut and paste king!
Rory, rorrry morning glory
Too many Hiltons, too many Daddys.............
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04-12-08, 07:28rorymanToo many Hiltons, too many Daddys.............
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04-12-08, 12:52big daddy 69Quote:
Originally Posted by roryman
There is a whole lot of hiltons here alright but as far as i'm aware theres only one daddy me so what are yiu getting at rory??:confused: -
04-12-08, 13:11Hot LizzyOye watch it ill send the boys roundQuote:
Originally Posted by big daddy 69
Good morning my darling.......opps its 1pm sorry just having my breakfast and i saw this and i would like to point out that there are not TOO many Hiltons, Paris is not on here only old mother Hilton69 who's name she stole from you pops and then there would be Moi.
Me being the original and the best but then the name Hilton for myself is not used it would of course be The Hot One - again the Original and the best Hot Lizzy - now there are rather a lot of ladies that have the name Hot there i would agree to that, but i do own the web address of www.Hot Lizzy etc., etc., so i thought it perfectly ok.
NOW AS FOR BARKING MAD AND THE ONE I DO SO LOVE AUNTY CLARENCE - If but you were to read her Surname it is different from mine as she fell out with her father and decided that she from now on would call herself Clarence HILTERN.........NOT Hilton - not the spelling.
Rory..........having spoken at great length with the pops i do not know of your age or wish that you divulge it to me, but he is but a mere babe in arms so it would be possible to that you could be the daddy due to the status of your age -
Not taking sides - i am alway fair and truthful in such impostant matters as these......and boy are they important.
I leave you with one last thing - if i were to wish to cut and paste and article from my website onto here is that possible Rory.........many thanks if not could you help me please.
Hope you morning glory is feeling better now..........ciao ciao ......Ms Hilton......xxx
By the way there still are too many bugger paws on here........xxx:D:D:D:p:p:p -
04-12-08, 13:32Quarterpoundher
To the tune of bye bye Miss American Pie by Don McClean (good name for a Male Escort eh?)
[Chorus]
Bye bye ‘m*ke’ whose five foof five
drove his mini out to Moher but the cliffs were to high
And poor old ‘m*ke’ needs to swing to get by
Singin this will be the day that I lie [what’s knew?]
This will be the day that I die
Helter Skelter ‘m*ke’ at last got in an felt her
And headed for his fallout shelter [E-I]
Eight profiles and rising fast
His words are foul and nare will last
only here cause kisses ass
While the jester [Liz] on the sidelines has a blast
Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
While Rory played a marching tune
We all got up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the owner tried to take the field,
This merry band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed,
The day that M**heal cried
We started singing
Bye bye ‘m*ke’ whose five foof five
drove his mini out to Moher but the cliffs were to high
And poor old ‘m*ke’ needs to swing to get by
Singin this will be the day that I lie
This will be the day that I die
As we watched him on this stage
His hands all clenched in fists of rage
No angel born in hell
Could stick that wanker's spell
And as flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite
I saw satan laughing with delight
the day that M**heal cied.
Bye bye ‘m*ke’ whose five foof five
drove his mini out to Moher but the cliffs were to high
And poor old ‘m*ke’ needs to swing to get by
Singin this will be the day that I lie
This will be the day that I die
I met a girl who sang the blues (Patricia)
And I asked her for some E-I news
But she just smiled and turned away
I went down to the sacred store (Chatroom)
Where I'd heard the craic was good years before
But the man there (Ber) said the craic just went away
And in the streets the posters screamed
The Clients creamed and the Escorts dreamed
But not a bad word by all was spoken
Because the profiles all were broken
And the three men I admire most
Highway, Ric the Holy Ghost (Alec H)
They made a booking for a spit roast
The day the that M**heal cried
[Repeat Chorus to fade]
All proceds from this song to go to E-I’s home for the bewildered.
A safe Christmas to the Escorts and a merry one to the Clients…Qph… -
04-12-08, 13:39clarence hiltenlizbet oh Lizbet my sweet little duckytummler :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy
i,ve always been the one thats been a little bit different in the family :) besides hilten is the POSH surname whereas hilton is more for commoners, but youre still my favorite commoner niece so i,ll be leaving you all my precious things to look after when i,m gone :D
would you like that ducky?
luvey ducks
CLARENCE