Never play the Lotto!

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09-11-15, 13:05
Cosa Nostra

Never play the Lotto!

Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

Stephanie tours Limerick.

Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

Mods work 24 / 7.

Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

There are no more posts from unsure virgins, first timers, TS curious, best anal, can’t deciders.

:pThink I’ll stick to punting on EI !!
09-11-15, 13:50
The Libertarian

Still we won't ever get a chance to win a 100 Million Yo Yos except through it - Tomorrow's Euromillions is 110 Million yo yos!
Ther would be some extremely busy EI ladies, if I won it!
09-11-15, 14:06
robbie9

i don't play it myself & never did due to the odds of winning it but my late grandfather played it for 70 years & he enjoyed it , he never won it but i think he won a grand a couple of time which isn't bad for what 3 quid.

personally i'd rather back a horse or even a greyhound.
09-11-15, 14:25
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra

Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

Stephanie tours Limerick.

Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

Mods work 24 / 7.

Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

There are no more posts from unsure virgins, first timers, TS curious, best anal, can’t deciders.

:pThink I’ll stick to punting on EI !!

Very short odds on my one bud :o

You would need to do accumulator with the rest to have a chance to win a few euro" s :p
09-11-15, 15:01
philipkntz

What the fup are upper case apostrophes?
09-11-15, 15:05
Flappy

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Originally Posted by philipkntz

What the fup are upper case apostrophes?

Is still have banana bread and fridge chocolate on my brain
09-11-15, 17:41
alcatel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra

Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

Stephanie tours Limerick.

Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

Mods work 24 / 7.

Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

There are no more posts from unsure virgins, first timers, TS curious, best anal, can’t deciders.

:pThink I’ll stick to punting on EI !!

Good, witty, comic post.
09-11-15, 17:49
Zealot7

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Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra

Zealot spotted in McDonalds

Yeah... that ain't going to happen. :p

Although, about a year ago driving the ~1000km drive between Sydney and Brisbane in Australia, I'd no choice but to stop in one given there was nowhere else to eat around where I was.... but those were seriously exceptional circumstances. :lmao:
09-11-15, 18:12
The dirt bird

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra

Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

Stephanie tours Limerick.

Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

Mods work 24 / 7.

Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

There are no more posts from unsure virgins, first timers, TS curious, best anal, can’t deciders.

:pThink I’ll stick to punting on EI !!

I can become angry bird in the blink of an eye ;)
09-11-15, 19:12
Stephanie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra

Worked out the odds of winning the jackpot….same as all the following events occurring!!

-- Stephanie tours Limerick.

Willie falls while catching flies, hits his head, and now uses upper case apostrophes.

Rachel thanks Tom’s posts.

Annabel gets a pink negligée and starts flirting.

Kyla goes goth and calls everyone cu*ts.

Zilch is helpful to guys that don’t leave reviews.

Mods work 24 / 7.

Dirt Bird becomes Angry Bird.

Zealot spotted in McDonalds.

There are no more posts from unsure virgins, first timers, TS curious, best anal, can’t deciders.

:pThink I’ll stick to punting on EI !!

You made me laugh :lmao: out loud like lolllll ;) :D

Thank you :love8: xx

* haven't even read the whole post , got stuck on the first line :D xx
09-11-15, 19:18
Stephanie

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Originally Posted by philipkntz

What the fup are upper case apostrophes?

It,s like this <<<

Or like : it's like this ;) .

: my barber,s beard is tingly -- or >> : my barber's beard is tingly :D .

See :) ?

Xx
09-11-15, 20:15
Zealot7

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Originally Posted by Cosa Nostra

Stephanie tours Limerick.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephanie

* haven't even read the whole post , got stuck on the first line :D xx

It's a shame you find that particular line so funny. :(

:p
09-11-15, 20:30
Stephanie

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Originally Posted by Zealot7

It's a shame you find that particular line so funny. :(

:p

I'm sorry my friend xx

The odds about the same as winning the Lotto ;) x

: My men come to me :flirt: xxx

* you have intrigued me for a while now ...
09-11-15, 20:55
alcatel

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

I'm sorry my friend xx

The odds about the same as winning the Lotto ;) x

: My men come to me :flirt: xxx

* you have intrigued me for a while now ...

You'll have to tour Limerick to assuage your curiosity about him(serious!)

What are the odds of that?;)

Sh1t,I might have a chance on those lottery odds now.
09-11-15, 21:05
Zealot7

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Originally Posted by alcatel

You'll have to tour Limerick to assuage your curiosity about him(serious!)

You took the words out of my mouth or rather... keyboard! :p

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
09-11-15, 23:58
Stephanie

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Originally Posted by alcatel

You'll have to tour Limerick to assuage your curiosity about him(serious!)

What are the odds of that?;)

Sh1t,I might have a chance on those lottery odds now.

So I shall remain intrigued -- for a short while -- , 'til I forget about him ;) :p :kiss: xx

As the alternative just ain't gonna happen :D >>>

THOUGH !! I hear there some nice Castle thingie downaway that ways ?

Ardmore ? Is it :confused: ?

that might be worth a Drop in :) xx
10-11-15, 00:09
alcatel

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Originally Posted by Stephanie

So I shall remain intrigued -- for a short while -- , 'til I forget about him ;) :p :kiss: xx

As the alternative just ain't gonna happen :D >>>

THOUGH !! I hear there some nice Castle thingie downaway that ways ?

Ardmore ? Is it :confused: ?

that might be worth a Drop in :) xx

King John' s Castle, Limerick City, possibly.

Or maybe Bunratty Castle nearby in Clare.
10-11-15, 00:20
Cosa Nostra

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Originally Posted by alcatel

King John' s Castle, Limerick City, possibly.

Or maybe Bunratty Castle nearby in Clare.

Adare Manor, highly recommended.
10-11-15, 00:23
Stephanie

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Originally Posted by alcatel

King John' s Castle, Limerick City, possibly.

Or maybe Bunratty Castle nearby in Clare.

Adare Manor -- I was mistaken xx

http://www.adaremanor.com/en/

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Hm. Maybe do my next shoot there !! : Closer than Castlemartyr even if the grounds not as splendid lol ;) !!
14-11-15, 03:20
CaptainCool

Aside from the Cash WinFall game that used to be played in Massachusetts years ago, I doubt there has ever been a lottery worth playing.

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