Touring and cleanliness

At home I use white fitted sheets and white duvet. I usually pull the duvet off the bed before we get in and leave it on a chair. I then change the base sheet after every punt and wash them on 60 degrees - call me paranoid!
My dilemma is, what do you do when touring? I've taken throws with me, but hate the thought of punting/sleeping in dirty sheets or with re-used throws.
Will I have to choose places with ASDA close by, so I can just buy sheets in bulk for the hotel room and dump them afterwards?

How do you cope? Clients, do you care about the sheets, as long as they look clean (no skid marks!)?

Generally try to stay in nicely stocked apartments or hit up the local Primark to buy fitted sheets and towels in Bulk. Black is best so you don't get stains i.e make up

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Originally Posted by ShySmile

At home I use white fitted sheets and white duvet. I usually pull the duvet off the bed before we get in and leave it on a chair. I then change the base sheet after every punt and wash them on 60 degrees - call me paranoid!
My dilemma is, what do you do when touring? I've taken throws with me, but hate the thought of punting/sleeping in dirty sheets or with re-used throws.
Will I have to choose places with ASDA close by, so I can just buy sheets in bulk for the hotel room and dump them afterwards?

How do you cope? Clients, do you care about the sheets, as long as they look clean (no skid marks!)?

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You can buy huge fleece throws in Penneys which cover the entire bed. They wash and dry quickly. Usually there is a washing machine in apartments. I always take my own pillow cases with me and have a car boot full of throws and towels!

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Originally Posted by ShySmile

At home I use white fitted sheets and white duvet. I usually pull the duvet off the bed before we get in and leave it on a chair. I then change the base sheet after every punt and wash them on 60 degrees - call me paranoid!
My dilemma is, what do you do when touring? I've taken throws with me, but hate the thought of punting/sleeping in dirty sheets or with re-used throws.
Will I have to choose places with ASDA close by, so I can just buy sheets in bulk for the hotel room and dump them afterwards?

How do you cope? Clients, do you care about the sheets, as long as they look clean (no skid marks!)?

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As I'm big on hygiene myself I would find dirty sheets a real turn off , and I would leave straight away .:
doc

Highly fussy about clean sheets and towels. If those basics are fresh and clean shows effort has been made by the escort as regards hygene and cleanliness. Either that or a plastic sheet you can wash down !!!

i am deeply traumitised that you have to deal with crap like skidmarks. how unclean are some people.
i truely hope this does not happen often to you

Most apartments I am staying in have lots of towels, bed sheets etc ... so it's just a matter of being organised an washing everything in such a manner that you never run out of clean ones.

In some other places it is more difficult, if you only have like 2 - 3 of each kind. If I am in a turistic hotel and I haven't had the chance to go to town to buy more, I just take some extra from the cleaning ladies (when they don't see it, LOL, as I want to avoid any questions about why I need more). Of course, I am not stealing them, I always leave them there when I leave.

And when I go into town, I go get a few more from Dunnes, Penneys etc ... just enough to have during the day and to be washed in the evening if I used them all, which it doesn't always happen.

I don't use throws,don't like the idea to keep it on the bed all day,to get all the sweat and dirt:yuck:
I use sheets and If I stay in a hotel I get few from a store and some extra towels,after just throw them away.

I don't like to use throws either. The ones in apartment or hotel I put far away. Most throws are not washed often so I have the impression that people did all kind of dirtiness on it.
And then to have all the sweat and dirt of clients sticking on the throw is so disgusting. The material of the throw is not so absorbent like a cotton sheet.
I use sheets to put over the duvet and will buy extra sheets and towels if I need at Pennys or Dunnes. Then just throw them away if I don't have washing facility.

Jessie

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Originally Posted by ShySmile

At home I use white fitted sheets and white duvet. I usually pull the duvet off the bed before we get in and leave it on a chair. I then change the base sheet after every punt and wash them on 60 degrees - call me paranoid!
My dilemma is, what do you do when touring? I've taken throws with me, but hate the thought of punting/sleeping in dirty sheets or with re-used throws.
Will I have to choose places with ASDA close by, so I can just buy sheets in bulk for the hotel room and dump them afterwards?

How do you cope? Clients, do you care about the sheets, as long as they look clean (no skid marks!)?

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Hello you :)

Depends really, on what you are up to. Domme clients I use a large PVC sheet. Normal clients I use a throw or large towel. Go to Matalan or Dunelm and they sell them for 6 quid, if you buy three you can wash one use one dry one. No matter what you do, you will be washing most of the day. Nice to see you here sweetheart ;)

I use a large fresh towel on top of throw an usually client use it to shower before leaving

Fantastic !! There are so many threads concerning punting and sex where I can notice the ladies cant be that bothered to post their views and sometimes its difficult to understand. However, this thread shows that the everyday nuts and bolts issues concerning escorting are of real interest ! :D

I brought a present of 3 towels to a lady a couple of years ago -- I had all sorts of grand plans ! :D

Its not a very eco- friendly business is it. Towels/ sheets thrown away, energy being used for washing, condoms, lubes etc.
Must admit I can't think of anyway round it ?

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Originally Posted by mellors

Its not a very eco- friendly business is it. Towels/ sheets thrown away, energy being used for washing, condoms, lubes etc.
Must admit I can't think of anyway round it ?

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could stand up lol or against the wall xx

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Originally Posted by mature abby

could stand up lol or against the wall xx

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Ah yes, the ecological knee trembler

I must say ladies, that this thread just makes me all the more grateful for what you ladies do for us blokes. :)(And before anyone accuses me of kissing ass, I'd glad kiss the assess of all the lovely ladies who commented on this thread:p).

In addition to providing the 'main event' (which is why we see you girls), there is so much preparation that goes into appointment itself. What you've all been describing above is essentially a laundry service! Well hats off to you all and thank you once again.

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Originally Posted by Morpheus

I must say ladies, that this thread just makes me all the more grateful for what you ladies do for us blokes. :)(And before anyone accuses me of kissing ass, I'd glad kiss the assess of all the lovely ladies who commented on this thread:p).

In addition to providing the 'main event' (which is why we see you girls), there is so much preparation that goes into appointment itself. What you've all been describing above is essentially a laundry service! Well hats off to you all and thank you once again.

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Yep, too much ass licking there Morph !

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Originally Posted by mature abby

could stand up lol or against the wall xx

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Stand up doggy.... .my favourite position.
Stand up doggy in front of the mirror even better.
Stand up doggy at the bathroom sink in front of the mirror.........now thats perfect.
Never had the nerve to ask for it from an Escort,but done it plenty when I was married
....lol

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Originally Posted by Morpheus

I must say ladies, that this thread just makes me all the more grateful for what you ladies do for us blokes. :)(And before anyone accuses me of kissing ass, I'd glad kiss the assess of all the lovely ladies who commented on this thread:p).

In addition to providing the 'main event' (which is why we see you girls), there is so much preparation that goes into appointment itself. What you've all been describing above is essentially a laundry service! Well hats off to you all and thank you once again.

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Never mind mellors Morph, I agree with you there 100% :)

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Originally Posted by Morpheus

I must say ladies, that this thread just makes me all the more grateful for what you ladies do for us blokes. :)(And before anyone accuses me of kissing ass, I'd glad kiss the assess of all the lovely ladies who commented on this thread:p).

In addition to providing the 'main event' (which is why we see you girls), there is so much preparation that goes into appointment itself. What you've all been describing above is essentially a laundry service! Well hats off to you all and thank you once again.

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Very well put Morpheus. Have to agree with you.

A day in the life of an escort
Apart from all the time spent dealing with timewasters, prank callers, disgusting requests, being threatened, head butted, attacked with a knife, you then get to meet some dirty bastards that don't know how to wipe their arses. When this is not going on you have to find the time to do laundry, go shopping, eat.

And somewhere along the way you find the time to have great sex with some decent clients.

As Morpheus said, or licked ass better than the rest of us, the more I read on these boards, the more I have the up most respect for what you ladies do and and the pleasure I receive.

Agreed 100%.

No matter what has happened that day, you gotta put it to one side and meet the next guy with a smile.. and mean it!

I'd be ecstatic to do the washing, if those facilities are provided. It's the hotels where they change the sheets once a day and give you 2 towels. I have never tried borrowing stuff from the chamber maids trolley, I'm convinced they would catch me out!

You Irish guys are so charming.... it is a refreshing change!

ps. isn't chamber maid a great expression? It makes me think of medieval castles and knights of the realm!

what do escorts do with the skidmarked sheets do ye wash them just throw them away or bury them?...

Good to know the names of local stores as well! Thanks girls.

Exp. Punter - If it's at a hotel you have little choice but to leave them. I once said I'd accidently spilled water over my sheets and asked for new ones. I bundled the sheet up and made it wet before the chamber maid came. You can't keep doing that though! At home 60 degree or boil wash with loads of stain remover!

Aggie you have me so horney babe

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Originally Posted by Agnieszka

I don't use throws,don't like the idea to keep it on the bed all day,to get all the sweat and dirt:yuck:
I use sheets and If I stay in a hotel I get few from a store and some extra towels,after just throw them away.

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