Dont cry for me Argentina

Isnt town bad these days? crowds and crowds of people shopping for christmas, there I was today in town with the wife doing shopping, she wanted to go into the exclusive lingerie shop MISS CUM KNICKERS, to buy something for herself, I decided to wait outside-(only pervs go into those shops:rolleyes:)
Anyway there I was standing when who walks right up to me- no less than Cocksucker Carla, the well known Argentinien escort -"Hey Deek- what are you doing here Deek?"
I told her I was waiting on the wife.
I dont believe you Deek . . I think you are going to go into that shop to buy something really really dirty for yourself to play with!"
"No not at all . . . . - anyway- are you going home to Argentina for christmas" I asked her.
she put on a fake sad face -No Deek- I will be alone in Ireland on christmas day, all alone in my bed, I will be totally naked and alone in my bed . . I wish I had a man with me in my bed, a big man with a big cock . . . "
I knew where she was taking this . . .
"Why dont you come to my place for christmas day? We can stay in bed all day long . . and you can cum and cum and cum and cum and cum all day long with me- would you like that Deek?"
"Yes Please!" was my automatic reply.
"800 euro!" was her answer.

800 euro? - she can fuck off back to Argentina for christmas;)