Have you ever rode a Dwarf?

Now let me first say that its not my kinda thing. However a few evenings back while strolling along the sea front I saw the cutest little Dwarf chick. She was walking by with her 6 foot tall boyfriend hand in hand. I was gob-smacked. Like she was actually really cute. She didn't have any of those weird Dwarf features, she just looked cute.:D

So it got me thinking about Dwarves. Has anyone any stories of Dwarf bedroom madness?:confused:

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I’ve always found them to be a bit Grumpy, Dopey. Happy, Bashful……

Ps

Do Nigerian Dwarf’s count ? :)…(Sorry Ric, I know why you started this Poll, and good on you)…

i would love to fuck a cute female dwarf. i had fantasy for years LOL has there ever been a dwarf escort.

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Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

I’ve always found them to be a bit Grumpy, Dopey. Happy, Bashful……

Ps

Do Nigerian Dwarf’s count ? :)…(Sorry Ric, I know why you started this Poll, and good on you)…

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I suppose you could have Dwarves in every colour of the rainbow.:D

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Originally Posted by RicFlair

I suppose you could have Dwarves in every colour of the rainbow.:D

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Maybe that’s where the connection between Rainbows and leprechaun’s came from :), which leads me to a question…

If you had three wishes, what would they be ?

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Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

Maybe that’s where the connection between Rainbows and leprechaun’s came from :), which leads me to a question…

If you had three wishes, what would they be ?

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Three wishes? Like the Genie from Aladin's lamp? That reminds me of this...

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This is fuck'n nuts.:D

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I rode a dwarf once. She told me to get off and walk like everyone else! :D

yep it was a few years ago i had sex with a very intelligent & as u describe cute dwarf girl
her genitalia was the same as any other woman- a great ride!:)

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Originally Posted by experienced punter

yep it was a few years ago i had sex with a very intelligent & as u describe cute dwarf girl
her genitalia was the same as any other woman- a great ride!:)

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Excellant Experienced Punter, brilliant feedback.

However I have just been informed that I have not included Smurfs or Knomes to the list of Dwarves, therefore clearly I am a Dwarf racist.

I appologise completely, obviously I was unaware that I am a Dwarf racist. You cannot imagine how surprised and shocked I am about this. I can only speak about my limited experience of Dwarf racism from my own biggoted self. However I shall try to spread the word of little people throughout the world when and where possible.

For Smurf fans.

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