Can anyone...

...help me out of a fix I've gotten myself in? I really need someone to


find my car keys for me. :confused: I left them on the hall table but now they're not there. I have to go out driving in ten minutes or so. Looked everywhere but no joy. :( Where could they have gotten to?

Please treat me with sympathy and understanding. ;) I need help here!!!!!

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Originally Posted by BootSlick55

...help me out of a fix I've gotten myself in? I really need someone to


find my car keys for me. :confused: I left them on the hall table but now they're not there. I have to go out driving in ten minutes or so. Looked everywhere but no joy. :( Where could they have gotten to?

Please treat me with sympathy and understanding. ;) I need help here!!!!!

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try looking in some clothes pockets or in the car

Is the car still outside ? If not then you'll find the keys in the car, wherever it is. In that particular case the guards should be willing to help you find your keys.

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Originally Posted by BootSlick55

...help me out of a fix I've gotten myself in? I really need someone to


find my car keys for me. :confused: I left them on the hall table but now they're not there. I have to go out driving in ten minutes or so. Looked everywhere but no joy. :( Where could they have gotten to?

Please treat me with sympathy and understanding. ;) I need help here!!!!!

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Interrogate all other house members, use threats of indiscriminate violence if no information forthcoming, if still no results carry out
said threats. I find this a very successful method

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Originally Posted by BootSlick55

...help me out of a fix I've gotten myself in? I really need someone to


find my car keys for me. :confused: I left them on the hall table but now they're not there. I have to go out driving in ten minutes or so. Looked everywhere but no joy. :( Where could they have gotten to?

Please treat me with sympathy and understanding. ;) I need help here!!!!!

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grand nite for a walk man and you can ave a few pints!

They're in the kitchen on the microwave. FFS :)

Under your post that you put on the kitchen table babe..

PRAYER TO SAINT ANTHONY
TO RECOVER LOST THINGS

O blessed St. Anthony,
the grace of God has made you a powerful advocate
in all our needs and the patron
for the restoring of things lost or stolen.
I turn to you today with childlike love and deep confidence.
You have helped countless children of God
to find the things they have lost,
material things, and, more importantly,
the things of the spirit: faith, hope, and love.
I come to you with confidence;
help me in my present need.
I recommend what I have lost to your care,
in the hope that God will restore it to me,
if it is His holy Will.

Found them. Natasha was right. Under the post!!!!!! Which was under the bag of groceries!!!!

Now I can't remember where I wanted to drive !! Have gone to bed instead. Nighty night. Sleep tight...


...Don't let the bed bugs bite.

I usually just say Jesus lost, Jesus found x3 times and things usually turn up :D

If they dont well in this case god missed it n devil nicked it :p