Ooopppsss .... Joke :)

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22-09-14, 08:51
Me4711

Ooopppsss .... Joke :)

An Irish Lad was travelling in London for the first time & on a Old Type Double Decker Bus & whilst sitting there the Bus Conductor was going around collecting fares, now this Conductor was an Indian/English man who wore the traditional “Turban” on his head.
The Irish lad never saw a “Turban” before & wondered what it was ?, anyway he had a long chat general with the Indian Man named “Rauell” about London & found him to be extremely polite & helpful to him especially as it been his first trip to London.
Then when his stop came the Irish Man got up to exit the bus & turned to "Rauell" the Indian Conductor who was very nice to him & said ... “Good bye “Rauell” might see U again & I do hope that head injury U have get's better soon as it looks terribly sore with those bandages all wrapped around it” ... :D
22-09-14, 12:28
bettercallsaul

Stick to the day job my friend.
22-09-14, 12:45
willie wacker

You need to read this :D
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22-09-14, 14:48
Me4711

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Originally Posted by Me4711

An Irish Lad was travelling in London for the first time & on a Old Type Double Decker Bus & whilst sitting there the Bus Conductor was going around collecting fares, now this Conductor was an Indian/English man who wore the traditional “Turban” on his head.
The Irish lad never saw a “Turban” before & wondered what it was ?, anyway he had a long chat general with the Indian Man named “Rauell” about London & found him to be extremely polite & helpful to him especially as it been his first trip to London.
Then when his stop came the Irish Man got up to exit the bus & turned to "Rauell" the Indian Conductor who was very nice to him & said ... “Good bye “Rauell” might see U again & I do hope that head injury U have get's better soon as it looks terribly sore with those bandages all wrapped around it” ... :D

fyffufgiukyg
22-09-14, 14:50
Me4711

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Stick to the day job my friend.

Hi bettercallsaul, If U dont like my GENERAL HUMOUR posts then its simple ... dont read them & Bugger off & keep Ur shoe size opinions to Ur self ... MY FRIEND
22-09-14, 15:13
funlover12

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Originally Posted by Me4711

An Irish Lad was travelling in London for the first time & on a Old Type Double Decker Bus & whilst sitting there the Bus Conductor was going around collecting fares, now this Conductor was an Indian/English man who wore the traditional “Turban” on his head.
The Irish lad never saw a “Turban” before & wondered what it was ?, anyway he had a long chat general with the Indian Man named “Rauell” about London & found him to be extremely polite & helpful to him especially as it been his first trip to London.
Then when his stop came the Irish Man got up to exit the bus & turned to "Rauell" the Indian Conductor who was very nice to him & said ... “Good bye “Rauell” might see U again & I do hope that head injury U have get's better soon as it looks terribly sore with those bandages all wrapped around it” ... :D

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Originally Posted by Me4711

fyffufgiukyg

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22-09-14, 15:18
willie wacker

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Originally Posted by funlover12

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Jeazzus Funlover your in the funny zone today :D
22-09-14, 15:23
JAMESCORK

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Originally Posted by Me4711

An Irish Lad was travelling in London for the first time & on a Old Type Double Decker Bus & whilst sitting there the Bus Conductor was going around collecting fares, now this Conductor was an Indian/English man who wore the traditional “Turban” on his head.
The Irish lad never saw a “Turban” before & wondered what it was ?, anyway he had a long chat general with the Indian Man named “Rauell” about London & found him to be extremely polite & helpful to him especially as it been his first trip to London.
Then when his stop came the Irish Man got up to exit the bus & turned to "Rauell" the Indian Conductor who was very nice to him & said ... “Good bye “Rauell” might see U again & I do hope that head injury U have get's better soon as it looks terribly sore with those bandages all wrapped around it” ... :D

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Originally Posted by Me4711

fyffufgiukyg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me4711

Hi bettercallsaul, If U dont like my GENERAL HUMOUR posts then its simple ... dont read them & Bugger off & keep Ur shoe size opinions to Ur self ... MY FRIEND

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22-09-14, 15:31
PaddyDaddy

That is one awfully shit joke. Reads like a 7 year old came up with it.
22-09-14, 15:58
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by Me4711

Hi bettercallsaul, If U dont like my GENERAL HUMOUR posts then its simple ... dont read them & Bugger off & keep Ur shoe size opinions to Ur self ... MY FRIEND

Strange attempt at a reply but I did learn you thought it was a joke,I also learned you like shoes ;)
22-09-14, 15:59
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by PaddyDaddy

That is one awfully shit joke. Reads like a 7 year old came up with it.

That's a bit harsh

on 7 year olds. :)
22-09-14, 17:24
Me4711

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Strange attempt at a reply but I did learn you thought it was a joke,I also learned you like shoes ;)

Wwoowww Ur SO CLEVER U must work in a Circus ... Jumping through Hoops ....