Testing the Goods

Wouldnt it be great if we could Test the Goods anytime we went to visit escorts?
Imagine- 3 or 4 escoerts all presenting their backsides to a punter who may fancy some anal action? Giving him the dificult choice of which one to take ?
Or better still, escorts allowing a guy to try their pussys for size and friction power before he decides which one he would like, "pass the lubricant there Michelle !"

If Carlsberg made escort agencies . . . . . . . .

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Originally Posted by Dick Spunk

Wouldnt it be great if we could Test the Goods anytime we went to visit escorts?
Imagine- 3 or 4 escoerts all presenting their backsides to a punter who may fancy some anal action? Giving him the dificult choice of which one to take ?
Or better still, escorts allowing a guy to try their pussys for size and friction power before he decides which one he would like, "pass the lubricant there Michelle !"

If Carlsberg made escort agencies . . . . . . . .

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c,mere, farmers always like to "try before you buy" har har

you need to have a good grope around the udders, sniff round the tail end for infections ;) and just to be sure check their teeth :D

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