Rewrite the Song for Samlad

Before our Sam pushes off to other pastures I thought that this might be a good chance to Rewrite an old song in his honour. I'll start off the first verse and we will see how far it goes. It's to the music of 'Old McDonald Had A Farm'

Dear Old Samlad Had a farm EI EI Oh
and on that farm he had some Cow Girls YEEEHAAAA EI EI Oh
With a Bounce Bounce here and a Bang Bang there
Here a Bounce there a Bang
Everywhere a Bang Bang
Dear Old Samlad had some farm EI EI Oh


Next Verse starts with
Dear Old Samlad Had a farm EI EI Oh

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Dear old Samlad had a few trolls..... EI EI Oh
Like MrNiceGuy and Samwankshisdog... EI EI Oh
With a ban button here and a ban button there,
Here's a ban, there's a ban
Every twat gets a ban.
Dear old Samlad had a few trolls..... EI EI Oh