Barbie and Ken

Some of you may have seen and heard about the new Realistic Barbie doll.
http://fireflysoda.com/wp-content/up...amm-Barbie.jpg


But have any of you actually seen the real life Barbie and Ken?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...43_634x920.jpg
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/843412/thu...E-facebook.jpg


My question is this.
Would you visit these if both of these were escorts, single or even as a duo?
I myself have looked at Barbie and wonder what would I do. Do I play with her like a real doll, brush her hair, undress her everywhere or do I processed with bedroom activities?

I just couldn't see me, myself wanting to do much or anything with her.

I hate to think what they're going to look like in 20 years

Something like this?
http://files.purpleclover.com/photos...1387235163.png

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Originally Posted by Floki

I just couldn't see me, myself wanting to do much or anything with her.

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Just put a paper bag over her head.

Valeria Lukyanova. By all accounts the woman is bat shit insane, so even if I didn't find her image disturbing it would still be no. I wonder is she part of the reason Mattel Inc have been working to break away from the old Barbie image? When you start gathering a following like Miss Lukyanova then it's probably time to change your image.

I'd pay to draw a beard on her with permanent marker though.

I'm not too sure about Ken, but there is 3 possible ways Barbie could end up turning like.

1>
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YdIys4oXL9...ses-barbie.jpg

2>
http://www.pinkfreud.blogger.com.br/...Reganhada2.jpg

Or 3>
http://img2-2.timeinc.net/toh/i/g/pr...astic-bags.jpg

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Originally Posted by Floki

Some of you may have seen and heard about the new Realistic Barbie doll.
http://fireflysoda.com/wp-content/up...amm-Barbie.jpg


But have any of you actually seen the real life Barbie and Ken?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...43_634x920.jpg
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/843412/thu...E-facebook.jpg


My question is this.
Would you visit these if both of these were escorts, single or even as a duo?
I myself have looked at Barbie and wonder what would I do. Do I play with her like a real doll, brush her hair, undress her everywhere or do I processed with bedroom activities?

I just couldn't see me, myself wanting to do much or anything with her.

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:vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit:

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Originally Posted by reflex

Just put a paper bag over her head.

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Maybe use 2 bags, just in case her bag falls off.

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Originally Posted by willie wacker

:vomit::vomit::vomit::vomit:

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I take that as a no :D

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Originally Posted by Floki

I take that as a no :D

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Jezzee,s Floki your ssoo ssmaarrtt :lmao::lmao: