GFE vs TWE

I see lots of escorts offering the full girlfriend experience but none seem to offer The Wife Experience...

There has to be some guys out there, probably single guys wondering what it's like to be married. What would twe entail??? You turn up for the appointment, the escort is in slouchy track bottoms and a baggy jumper. You hand over the money and she lights a smoke as eastenders is starting. You cuddle up to her but she hits you and says, grrr off I'm watching me programme. 30 mins later as the credits roll your out the door. Wanna stay longer??? Corro is on the other side!!!!

I would just show up in a bathrobe with fuzzy slippers my hair up in rollers a mud mask on and just scream from the top of my lungs: ye forgot the bread again! The children were supposed to go to tutoring but instead you went to have a "pint with the lads". Do you call that a joke what do ye mean check the message after 20 minutes! I think ye forgot yer place in the house...etc etc...
Ps: if the men wanted TWE escorts wouldn't have existed. Simple as that xxx.

PPS: I'm cheeky today, blame it on the medication xxxx have a fantastic day

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Originally Posted by liger79

I see lots of escorts offering the full girlfriend experience but none seem to offer The Wife Experience...

There has to be some guys out there, probably single guys wondering what it's like to be married. What would twe entail??? You turn up for the appointment, the escort is in slouchy track bottoms and a baggy jumper. You hand over the money and she lights a smoke as eastenders is starting. You cuddle up to her but she hits you and says, grrr off I'm watching me programme. 30 mins later as the credits roll your out the door. Wanna stay longer??? Corro is on the other side!!!!

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The wife experience :yikes:

I thought that was the reason why husbands see escorts to get away from the wife :o

Here you go

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...7&d=1454414025

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Originally Posted by CurvyNina

I would just show up in a bathrobe with fuzzy slippers my hair up in rollers a mud mask on and just scream from the top of my lungs: ye forgot the bread again! The children were supposed to go to tutoring but instead you went to have a "pint with the lads". Do you call that a joke what do ye mean check the message after 20 minutes! I think ye forgot yer place in the house...etc etc...
Ps: if the men wanted TWE escorts wouldn't have existed. Simple as that xxx.

PPS: I'm cheeky today, blame it on the medication xxxx have a fantastic day

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Just divorce the bastard and take him for all he's worth!

But then, he blew it all on escorts, the git.:sad:

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Originally Posted by alcatel

Just divorce the bastard and take him for all he's worth!

But then, he blew it all on escorts, the git.:sad:

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And that's why I'm an escort and not a wife... Hehe ;)xxxx

Lol...now this is a service that could take off