E-I Bond girls

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23-10-08, 21:06
thehighwayman

E-I Bond girls

With the new James Bond film Quantum of Solace due to be released soon I was thinking which of the escorts from E-I would make a good Bond girl. I can't choose one because theres so many to choose from. I'll be greedy like Bond himself who has 3 girls per film. Here are my Bond girls, Gemma, Brenda, Alyssa, Kat and Mysterious Diana. I know it's more than 3, but I'm a bit greedy, :D Patricia could be M and Sarah could be Miss Moneypenny. Quarterpoundher could be Q. :D
23-10-08, 21:16
marijuana

brenda bond beauty

brenda would make a great bond girl..
she is firey, fiesty and i think she could kick some serious ass!!!!!!!
23-10-08, 22:00
Hot Lizzy

More like a hammor horror without makeup

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Originally Posted by thehighwayman

with the new james bond film quantum of solace due to be released soon i was thinking which of the escorts from e-i would make a good bond girl. I can't choose one because theres so many to choose from. I'll be greedy like bond himself who has 3 girls per film. Here are my bond girls, gemma, brenda, alyssa, kat and mysterious diana. I know it's more than 3, but i'm a bit greedy, :d patricia could be m and sarah could be miss moneypenny. Quarterpoundher could be q. :d

damn and i thought that you were being serious.........

Dont think there ever has been a size 16 bond girl ........ Ever.........

Still i think that brenda would be good......... Pussy galore.........

Before you get your nose out of place its a joke......... Still i think
that pussy galore was one of the better of the funny names...........;)
23-10-08, 22:34
Bigbadjohn

I, of course, would have hot lizzy as my bond girl. sure theres not one meglomaniac mastermind in the whole wide world stands a chance with her at my side :D bbj :cool:
23-10-08, 22:45
Quarterpoundher

Oh do behave 00Highway!!!

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Originally Posted by thehighwayman

With the new James Bond film Quantum of Solace due to be released soon I was thinking which of the escorts from E-I would make a good Bond girl. I can't choose one because theres so many to choose from. I'll be greedy like Bond himself who has 3 girls per film. Here are my Bond girls, Gemma, Brenda, Alyssa, Kat and Mysterious Diana. I know it's more than 3, but I'm a bit greedy, :D Patricia could be M and Sarah could be Miss Moneypenny. Quarterpoundher could be Q. :D

Now listen carefully 00Highway, Q branch has come up with some nifty new devices to help you track down the lovely but leathal ladies of SPECTRE

S tunningly P retty E scorts C an T otally R uin E cononmy

Your Mission…….Get them to lower prices or at least knock off a tenner now and again.

One device I've been working on is called a “Mobile Phone” you activate like so and enter the secret numbers which are contained in your for your eyes only folder and a clever little gadget locks onto a similar device issued to all their Double OH OOOOOOOOH agents.

Also we’ve kited you out with a new motor as you weren’t really looking the part on old black bess, but 00Highway, do try and bring it back in one piece this time.

And we have a walther pkk instead of your old flintlocks as well you have to admit you've been a little outgunned of late in your shootouts.

Your 00 license has been revoked from Kill to trill, think you can handle it Jimbo?

You leave for Monaco in the morning, your contact will be Blow felt (Gemma) and you can fill her in on the details, she is currently tracking down SPECTRES main assasin’s Thumper (Liz) and Humper (bigpaws) AKA oddjob.

Ps

What ever you do James, don’t press the Ejector button to soon or your cover will be “blown”:D:D:D

Pps

This place could do with a quantum of sense...

Or a modicum of manners...
23-10-08, 22:46
Brenda Beauty Babe

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Originally Posted by marijuana

brenda bond beauty

brenda would make a great bond girl..
she is firey, fiesty and i think she could kick some serious ass!!!!!!!

Oh fuck!:D:D
I will change my name!!:D:D:D:D:D

And I would rather kick some serious balls! Of silly timewasters! PheeHeeHe:p:pdevils1

Bond, Brenda Bond!
24-10-08, 00:33
Hot Lizzy

Strangely enough my enlish no end 007

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Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

Now listen carefully 00Highway, Q branch has come up with some nifty new devices to help you track down the lovely but leathal ladies of SPECTRE

S tunningly P retty E scorts C an T otally R uin E cononmy

Your Mission…….Get them to lower prices or at least knock off a tenner now and again.

One device I've been working on is called a “Mobile Phone” you activate like so and enter the secret numbers which are contained in your for your eyes only folder and a clever little gadget locks onto a similar device issued to all their Double OH OOOOOOOOH agents.

Also we’ve kited you out with a new motor as you weren’t really looking the part on old black bess, but 00Highway, do try and bring it back in one piece this time.

And we have a walther pkk instead of your old flintlocks as well you have to admit you've been a little outgunned of late in your shootouts.

Your 00 license has been revoked from Kill to trill, think you can handle it Jimbo?

You leave for Monaco in the morning, your contact will be Blow felt (Gemma) and you can fill her in on the details, she is currently tracking down SPECTRES main assasin’s Thumper (Liz) and Humper (bigpaws) AKA oddjob.

Ps

What ever you do James, don’t press the Ejector button to soon or your cover will be “blown”:D:D:D

Pps

This place could do with a quantum of sense...

Or a modicum of manners...

007 LICENSE TO THRILL - IN LONDON ONLY - CIAO FOR NOW.....:eek:
24-10-08, 00:39
RodeoMan

bond girl

i reackon lorna woul dbe a great bond girl, she has nails like razors, oh on eslice there and you would be ball less lol
24-10-08, 01:05
marijuana

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Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Babe

Oh fuck!:D:D
I will change my name!!:D:D:D:D:D

And I would rather kick some serious balls! Of silly timewasters! PheeHeeHe:p:pdevils1

Bond, Brenda Bond!

no no no its brenda bond beauty............... because you are more of a beauty than any bond girl

and kicking in the balls is not cool, seriously, you dont know how bad that hurts!!!!
24-10-08, 01:13
Brenda Beauty Babe

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Originally Posted by marijuana

no no no its brenda bond beauty............... because you are more of a beauty than any bond girl

Beauty Brenda Bond ?

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Originally Posted by marijuana

and kicking in the balls is not cool, seriously, you dont know how bad that hurts!!!!

Well, then the idiot will remember that waste time of Brenda Bond isn't possible!!!angels5
24-10-08, 01:18
marijuana

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Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Babe

Beauty Brenda Bond ?

Well, then the idiot will remember that waste time of Brenda Bond isn't possible!!!angels5

my 1 sounds better!!!!!! brenda bond beauty!!!!!

but seriously, even talkin about a kick in the daddy bags makes me shiver
24-10-08, 01:22
DollyDarling

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Guess you never saw this photo of me then

100% Dolly Bond

You better watch out boys! She is a Darling but D.A.N.G.E.R.O.U.S adult-ride-it
24-10-08, 01:24
marijuana

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

100% Dolly Bond

You better watch out boys! She is a Darling but D.A.N.G.E.R.O.U.S adult-ride-it

you can be number 2 if brenda bond beauty allows it!!!!!!!! she is the boss
24-10-08, 01:33
DollyDarling

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Dolly Bond Gets Some Ass

Hope that kick in the arse didnt hurt you too much. I waited 'till you were high as a kite, so you wouldn't feel it too much (as I do like you so much, you know). Sure, it will only leave just a little blue boo-boo on your bum. adult-move-that-ass
24-10-08, 02:05
marijuana

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Originally Posted by DollyDarling

Hope that kick in the arse didnt hurt you too much. I waited 'till you were high as a kite, so you wouldn't feel it too much (as I do like you so much, you know). Sure, it will only leave just a little blue boo-boo on your bum. adult-move-that-ass

yes dolly it did hurt, but after a smoke the pain was numbed, ooooooo the wonders of marijuana,

(p.s i like you ooooooo so much to darling) hopefully we can meet sometime in the future
24-10-08, 09:00
Quarterpoundher

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Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy

007 LICENSE TO THRILL - IN LONDON ONLY - CIAO FOR NOW.....:eek:

What?….You only thrill in London?, Oh my dear Miss Ivona B. Onatop, do not put yourself down, our man in Dubai said you left him positively shaken and perpetually stirred…You were the talk of the Diplomatic core…:)

You would make a great Bond baddie though, Commander Bond would s**t himself if he saw you stroking your pussy in a hollowed out Volcano.

Funny why Bond never visited Ireland in all his travels, probably to dangerous for him eh Liz?…:D

The names McGinty…………..Paddy McGinty…Pint of Beamish and a packet of nuts…

(Doesn’t have the same ring to it somehow)

I’ll show you my Thunderball if you show me your Octopussy, we only live twice after all and the world is just not enough without having a little of the living daylights frightened out of me as you quite possibly do have a license to kill. Please don’t say Dr. No and give me the Goldfinger or I’ll never say never again.

Qph shall return in…. On his Massey’s secret service.:D:D:D
24-10-08, 09:58
thehighwayman

Aston Massey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

Now listen carefully 00Highway, Q branch has come up with some nifty new devices to help you track down the lovely but leathal ladies of SPECTRE

S tunningly P retty E scorts C an T otally R uin E cononmy

Your Mission…….Get them to lower prices or at least knock off a tenner now and again.

One device I've been working on is called a “Mobile Phone” you activate like so and enter the secret numbers which are contained in your for your eyes only folder and a clever little gadget locks onto a similar device issued to all their Double OH OOOOOOOOH agents.

Also we’ve kited you out with a new motor as you weren’t really looking the part on old black bess, but 00Highway, do try and bring it back in one piece this time.

And we have a walther pkk instead of your old flintlocks as well you have to admit you've been a little outgunned of late in your shootouts.

Your 00 license has been revoked from Kill to trill, think you can handle it Jimbo?

You leave for Monaco in the morning, your contact will be Blow felt (Gemma) and you can fill her in on the details, she is currently tracking down SPECTRES main assasin’s Thumper (Liz) and Humper (bigpaws) AKA oddjob.

Ps

What ever you do James, don’t press the Ejector button to soon or your cover will be “blown”:D:D:D

Pps

This place could do with a quantum of sense...

Or a modicum of manners...

I'm not sure about the new motor. It's equipped with all the right weapons and everything. But it's not very discreet. I'm going to stick out like a sore thumb driving in Monaco in a Massey 135 :D
24-10-08, 09:58
Bigbadjohn

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Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher

What?….You only thrill in London?, Oh my dear Miss Ivona B. Onatop, do not put yourself down, our man in Dubai said you left him positively shaken and perpetually stirred…You were the talk of the Diplomatic core…:)

You would make a great Bond baddie though, Commander Bond would s**t himself if he saw you stroking your pussy in a hollowed out Volcano.

Funny why Bond never visited Ireland in all his travels, probably to dangerous for him eh Liz?…:D

The names McGinty…………..Paddy McGinty…Pint of Beamish and a packet of nuts…

(Doesn’t have the same ring to it somehow)

I’ll show you my Thunderball if you show me your Octopussy, we only live twice after all and the world is just not enough without having a little of the living daylights frightened out of me as you quite possibly do have a license to kill. Please don’t say Dr. No and give me the Goldfinger or I’ll never say never again.

Qph shall return in…. On his Massey’s secret service.:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

lmao qph

cheers
bbj
24-10-08, 10:28
Bigbadjohn

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehighwayman

With the new James Bond film Quantum of Solace due to be released soon I was thinking which of the escorts from E-I would make a good Bond girl. I can't choose one because theres so many to choose from. I'll be greedy like Bond himself who has 3 girls per film. Here are my Bond girls, Gemma, Brenda, Alyssa, Kat and Mysterious Diana. I know it's more than 3, but I'm a bit greedy, :D Patricia could be M and Sarah could be Miss Moneypenny. Quarterpoundher could be Q. :D

brendas film would of course have to be "from russia with love" :D

bbj
24-10-08, 10:41
Epsilon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigbadjohn

brendas film would of course have to be "from russia with love" :D

bbj

Not sure that would be accurate BBJ..
" From Prague with passion" would be better. It may not a bond film yet, but brendas not from russia either..
из России с любовью V z Prahy s láskou
24-10-08, 10:51
Quarterpoundher

Quote:

Originally Posted by thehighwayman

I'm not sure about the new motor. It's equipped with all the right weapons and everything. But it's not very discreet. I'm going to stick out like a sore thumb driving in Monaco in a Massey 135 :D

Yeah but the advantage the Massey 135 has over the Aston Martin is it has a permanent oil leak to deal with any following baddies, OK granted its not the quickest or coolest around Monaco but the pto shaft if properly used is guaranteed to loosen even Jaws tongue and get the drop on Scaramanga.

This is my pimped out 135 for my next secret mission to Monte Carlo (no not Mount Carlos, relax CM :D) I think it’ll blend right in…

http://www.amds.com.au/barambah/ue/MF_135_2.jpg

Which Bond film had the best Bond girls? I vote for License to Kill,

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...LupeLamora.jpg

Jesus even her real name sounds Bondish.

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsite...006/img_31.jpg

BBJ…What does Imao mean, doesn’t mean “Irish men against oral” does it, you know that small but militant group demanding the end of all things enjoyable

Best line from a Bond film….

[Bond Girl] High, I’m Plenty O’Toole

[Bond] But of course you are…
24-10-08, 10:56
Bigbadjohn

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Originally Posted by Epsilon

Not sure that would be accurate BBJ..
" From Prague with passion" would be better. It may not a bond film yet, but brendas not from russia either..
из России с любовью V z Prahy s láskou

would alexia diamonds film be "diamonds are forever" ? :) bbj
24-10-08, 11:03
Epsilon

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Originally Posted by Bigbadjohn

would alexia diamonds film be "diamonds are forever" ? :) bbj

Of course.. its a role made for her...
YouTube - Shirley Bassey GOLDFINGER/DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER James Bond Silver Anniversary
24-10-08, 13:29
dom

00shaven - goldmember and goldenjapeye!

3 Bond Escorts would be Brenda, Adriana Cavalli & Sonia Barcelona

M is Savanna

Q would need an extra pair of hands - so it'd be Lisa & Jenny

and Rachel/Lorna123 would play Ms Moneypenny - in her secretary outfit and glasses.

Grrr!

dom
24-10-08, 13:38
Bigbadjohn

[QUOTE=Quarterpoundher;45876]
BBJ…What does Imao mean, doesn’t mean “Irish men against oral” does it, you know that small but militant group demanding the end of all things enjoyable

Laugh My Arse Off i think its the next stage up from lol :)

bbj
24-10-08, 13:45
Epsilon

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My Bond girls

If i was Bond...

My 3 girls would be...

Anna Savicha.. She would be the super sexy Eastern Europen assasin send to kill me and while she tried to carry out her orders she would end up in my bed several times, making wild passionate love to me while planneing her assasination...

Then Violette... She would be the ultra sexy and sophisticated CIA agent sent to assist me, she would play hard to get, but in the end Bond always gets his lady....

and the third.... i would be a greedy Bond and would have to have a few more of the ladies on this site... to pick just 3 is impossible (casting still open):confused:

Patricia could be Ms Moneypenny;)... never realy going to happen... no matter how much she wants it...:p

thats the cast so far.. Auditions are still open for all the other rolls..:rolleyes:
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24-10-08, 17:33
experienced punter

for what its worth...

My 3 Bond girls would be
Brown Sugar, Violette & Gemma, Sugar is the only one I've been with but I get the impression all 3 have the potential to be very good actresses Although i guess every escort is a bit of an actress!