If E1 had a football team......

They would rule Hackney Marshes!!

In Goal - Pat of course - nothing gets past her!

Central Defenders

The fab Carmen and Malena - what a great partnership, they always know where each other is on the pitch and can swap positions faster than you can say "Muffdive" Always the first ones in for an early bath

Fullbacks

Has to be QPH - E-1's great defender, but prone to getting forward and creating at every opportunity. Prone to sulking if you get one past him

Carlos - just cos he likes being forward!

Defensive midfielder
Has to be Lizzy, bites your ankles and generally gets in the oppositions face! Very verbal and likes putting it about a bit!

Creative midfielder
Dolly - she just loves getting creative on ya and doing ball step overs. Bit injury prone, always having to be rubbed down with the magic sponge and using a strap on\up!

Left wing
The one and only Mari - Unpredictable, dribbles a lot, good in the air - the boy has the lot, including a robbie fowler line in goal celebrations!

Forwards
Has to be Bigpaws - Big Target man whos always upfront and who unsettles any defence, he's a handful alright!

Anna S Slippery customer, quick, inventive, but prone to going down on the oppositions box :eek: Can we play with her every week?


On the Bench
Westie - Super Sub cos he only hangs around for 5mins here and there, drifts in and out of the game
Ric Flair - He likes to score but likes the hugging and kissing a bit too much afterwards!

'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles'

Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high, Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams, they fade and die
Fortune's always hiding
I've looked everywhere
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air

Yes Roryman, many, many, many years ago, I too was an aficionado of association football and coincidentaly, togged out in my full Hammers kit, I always played full back, just as you suggested in your team list. :D:D:D

Yet to see anyone here get one past ole chopper Q Rory, your goal mouth is safe from unwanted strikes and shots on target :eek:. You can head on down the tunnel and lets Fergie give you a “blow” from his hair dryer, but watch out for the flying cups a tea. :)

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Originally Posted by roryman

They would rule Hackney Marshes!!

In Goal - Pat of course - nothing gets past her!

Central Defenders

The fab Carmen and Malena - what a great partnership, they always know where each other is on the pitch and can swap positions faster than you can say "Muffdive" Always the first ones in for an early bath

Fullbacks

Has to be QPH - E-1's great defender, but prone to getting forward and creating at every opportunity. Prone to sulking if you get one past him

Carlos - just cos he likes being forward!

Defensive midfielder
Has to be Lizzy, bites your ankles and generally gets in the oppositions face! Very verbal and likes putting it about a bit!

Creative midfielder
Dolly - she just loves getting creative on ya and doing ball step overs. Bit injury prone, always having to be rubbed down with the magic sponge and using a strap on\up!

Left wing
The one and only Mari - Unpredictable, dribbles a lot, good in the air - the boy has the lot, including a robbie fowler line in goal celebrations!

Forwards
Has to be Bigpaws - Big Target man whos always upfront and who unsettles any defence, he's a handful alright!

Anna S Slippery customer, quick, inventive, but prone to going down on the oppositions box :eek: Can we play with her every week?


On the Bench
Westie - Super Sub cos he only hangs around for 5mins here and there, drifts in and out of the game
Ric Flair - He likes to score but likes the hugging and kissing a bit too much afterwards!

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4-3-2 !!!!! ffs rory - :mad: Is someone still in the changing room having a smoke ? you're sacked !

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Originally Posted by alechoran

4-3-2 !!!!! ffs rory - :mad: Is someone still in the changing room having a smoke ? you're sacked !

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It must be mari spliffing up before the match. :D:D:D

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Originally Posted by alechoran

4-3-2 !!!!! ffs rory - :mad: Is someone still in the changing room having a smoke ? you're sacked !

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Its William Gallas role - Just a big mouth flapping basically! :D