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18-02-15, 19:52
bollocks

Entertain Me

Next time I visit an escort, I will ask them to entertain me.....Wonder what they would do

I do like a little erotic lap dance to get me in the mood,,,,,,,,,, a feel to c if its erect,,,,,,,,,,, some sexy clothes not removed too quick,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a gentle blow of air from her mouth onto suitable locations,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a nice kiss in the ear ,,,,,,and behind the ear.

Thats for starters
18-02-15, 19:54
SmallHorn

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Next time I visit an escort, I will ask them to entertain me.....Wonder what they would do

I do like a little erotic lap dance to get me in the mood,,,,,,,,,, a feel to c if its erect,,,,,,,,,,, some sexy clothes not removed too quick,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a gentle blow of air from her mouth onto suitable locations,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a nice kiss in the ear ,,,,,,and behind the ear.

Thats for starters

A biiiiiiiiiiig kick up the hole
18-02-15, 19:54
ThomasJ

You old romantic..........
18-02-15, 19:54
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by bollocks

Next time I visit an escort, I will ask them to entertain me.....Wonder what they would do

I do like a little erotic lap dance to get me in the mood,,,,,,,,,, a feel to c if its erect,,,,,,,,,,, some sexy clothes not removed too quick,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a gentle blow of air from her mouth onto suitable locations,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a nice kiss in the ear ,,,,,,and behind the ear.

Thats for starters

They could juggle also,perhaps while riding a unicycle backwards,I mean is it really to much to ask?
18-02-15, 19:56
SmallHorn

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

They could juggle also,perhaps while riding a unicycle backwards,I mean is it really to much to ask?

Unicorns a bit much Jimmy, damn hard to get a good one nowadays.
18-02-15, 19:58
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by SmallHorn

Unicorns a bit much Jimmy, damn hard to get a good one nowadays.

Second hand shop,though it's single horn shop I suppose?
18-02-15, 19:59
SmallHorn

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Second hand shop,though it's single horn shop I suppose?

Fair point.

I ordered one from ebay, wasnt a real one tho
18-02-15, 20:00
bettercallsaul

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Originally Posted by SmallHorn

Fair point.

I ordered one from ebay, wasnt a real one tho

Make sure next time the pics are verified and read the reviews.
18-02-15, 20:07
SmallHorn

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Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Make sure next time the pics are verified and read the reviews.

Didnt allow reviews, but It was cheap so I was reasonably happy.