The dreaded black condom, they all seem black
you know when all is going well and then the escort whipped out them dreaded black condoms, you know the ones that have thicker rubber than a bicycle tube, howard hates them as kills the sensation, its amazing that such a little condom can cause so much misery
The dreaded black condom
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30-08-16, 08:11howardsteeleThe dreaded black condom
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30-08-16, 08:23willie wackerBring your own anymore ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by howardsteele
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30-08-16, 10:24howardsteeleits a mortal sin to the escort to bring your own johnny'sQuote:
Originally Posted by willie wacker
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30-08-16, 10:43Ass HunterThe worst are the cheap skates that buy them in deals the red packet. Not alone are they made of recycled truck tyres but they pinch the top of my cock and click like they are about to break on every thrust.Quote:
Originally Posted by howardsteele
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30-08-16, 12:04AbidingPondWould an escort actually let you use your own?Quote:
Originally Posted by willie wacker
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30-08-16, 12:06willie wackerWell if it's still in the foil ???Quote:
Originally Posted by AbidingPond
Maybe Howard should ask if he can as he's not happy with hers ;) -
30-08-16, 13:32willie wackerWe know that babeQuote:
Originally Posted by Irish Belle
It was in jest to howard :p
See
I wash mine :D
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30-08-16, 15:50howardsteelei am but some are very thick reinforced rubber, at least 8 ply, and you lose the sensationQuote:
Originally Posted by willie wacker
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30-08-16, 16:21FatBastardRadial or cross ply?Quote:
Originally Posted by howardsteele
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30-08-16, 16:24TonyB
A young lady put a condom on me last week, it was genuinely too small and tight.
And no I'm not doing an Anon, it's not because I'm so big.
I ended up taking it off and asking for different one. The girl put a bit of a face on her, but she got over it. -
30-08-16, 16:57FatBastardMaybe wash your knob and they'll not need the reinforced once to keep the smell in :DQuote:
Originally Posted by howardsteele
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30-08-16, 20:08AbidingPondYeah I didn't think so. Thanks for clearing it up anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irish Belle
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30-08-16, 20:17willie wackerYou mean CavanQuote:
Originally Posted by Irish Belle
:lmao:
Joke time :D
The head Nun of the convent called all 100 Nuns into the foyer for an emergency meeting.
"Last night," She started "I found something terrible in one of the sisters rooms."
99 Nuns "Oh no"
1 Nun "He, he"
"A condom!" said the head Nun.
99 Nuns "Oh no"
1 Nun "He, he"
Head Nun "And it was used!"
99 Nuns "Oh no"
1 Nun "He, he"
Head Nun "And it had a hole in it!"
1 Nun "Oh no"
99 Nuns "He, he" -
30-08-16, 20:21AbidingPond:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Irish Belle
We definitely don't want any more Howards running around. -
30-08-16, 23:29philipkntz
I've never seen one of those industrial strength condoms but my pet hate regarding condoms is the escort that only leaves out one condom on the bedside locker even though I've paid for an hour. I once pranked an escort that does this by slipping a second condom from the drawer while h̶e̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶u̶t̶h̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶f̶u̶l̶l̶ she wasn't looking. She didn't notice until well into the main act, then panicked thinking I was going bareback. She nearly threw me out of the apartment, then relented, shared a shower with me, had a laugh and then we used the second condom.
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31-08-16, 00:21howardsteelelets hope howard don't get a puncture then, :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Irish Belle