Funniest thing that happened to you with escorts?!

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09-10-10, 18:32
MR-LOVA

Funniest thing that happened to you with escorts?!

Well here it goes ! A while ago I done mmf threesome with a sexy lady! It was first time I done dp and was really enjoying it ...we agreed that both guys woul cum on her titts ! So pulled condoms off and shot my load all over her ! But then the other guy lept off the bed and ran to toilet at 100 mph !! Slipped banged his head and gave himself a black eye ! So I asked what's the problem ? He called me few names and said when I came I shot my load I got him too !!! The girl was in bits laughing .... Well it was a build up of two weeks in my balls! And there was loads of it ; ) ... But then he said he actually didn't cum cause of my cum splashing on him.... We had paid for an hr and time was well up ! He didn't get to cum... Lost his erection and nursing his head after the fall ...just couldn't get it up !
So funny at the time .... But we did it again 4/5 weeks after that, he kept the distance when I was shooting my cum all over her titts I tell ya !
09-10-10, 19:22
dr love

i hope you paid for him the next time. what a vision.
09-10-10, 19:25
luther

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Originally Posted by MR-LOVA

Well here it goes ! A while ago I done mmf threesome with a sexy lady! It was first time I done dp and was really enjoying it ...we agreed that both guys woul cum on her titts ! So pulled condoms off and shot my load all over her ! But then the other guy lept off the bed and ran to toilet at 100 mph !! Slipped banged his head and gave himself a black eye ! So I asked what's the problem ? He called me few names and said when I came I shot my load I got him too !!! The girl was in bits laughing .... Well it was a build up of two weeks in my balls! And there was loads of it ; ) ... But then he said he actually didn't cum cause of my cum splashing on him.... We had paid for an hr and time was well up ! He didn't get to cum... Lost his erection and nursing his head after the fall ...just couldn't get it up !
So funny at the time .... But we did it again 4/5 weeks after that, he kept the distance when I was shooting my cum all over her titts I tell ya !

LOL........nice one. And nice to see you still around.......
09-10-10, 20:22
Dirty Harry

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Originally Posted by MR-LOVA

Well here it goes ! A while ago I done mmf threesome with a sexy lady! It was first time I done dp and was really enjoying it ...we agreed that both guys woul cum on her titts ! So pulled condoms off and shot my load all over her ! But then the other guy lept off the bed and ran to toilet at 100 mph !! Slipped banged his head and gave himself a black eye ! So I asked what's the problem ? He called me few names and said when I came I shot my load I got him too !!! The girl was in bits laughing .... Well it was a build up of two weeks in my balls! And there was loads of it ; ) ... But then he said he actually didn't cum cause of my cum splashing on him.... We had paid for an hr and time was well up ! He didn't get to cum... Lost his erection and nursing his head after the fall ...just couldn't get it up !
So funny at the time .... But we did it again 4/5 weeks after that, he kept the distance when I was shooting my cum all over her titts I tell ya !

very funny i got a great laugh from that post you should think about getting a job as a fireman you could come in pretty handy:D:D;)
09-10-10, 20:35
MR-LOVA

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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

very funny i got a great laugh from that post you should think about getting a job as a fireman you could come in pretty handy:D:D;)

LOL ...some of the girls are amazed at how far I can shoot ;) and the ammount ! I should really get a job as a money shot guy for vivid or evil empire !
09-10-10, 21:13
WhenLoveComesToTown

Was with an Escort and she asxked me if I wanted to try her speciality which was anal ... hell ye lets give that a go I said and before I knew it I had a dildo up my arse .... only funny now that I think about it but at the time it was a real mood kill!
09-10-10, 23:02
scotus

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Originally Posted by WhenLoveComesToTown

Was with an Escort and she asxked me if I wanted to try her speciality which was anal ... hell ye lets give that a go I said and before I knew it I had a dildo up my arse .... only funny now that I think about it but at the time it was a real mood kill!

Something similar happened me, though I have to admit I did enjoy it!
10-10-10, 01:15
MR-LOVA

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Originally Posted by WhenLoveComesToTown

Was with an Escort and she asxked me if I wanted to try her speciality which was anal ... hell ye lets give that a go I said and before I knew it I had a dildo up my arse .... only funny now that I think about it but at the time it was a real mood kill!

now that is funny ;) ;)
10-10-10, 01:31
Ric Hardgear

Had a date with an escort recently where i felt i was missing something.Walking home from the encounter i tried to put it together.It wasnt that the room was dimly lit with candles,or that her striptease was arkward[god bless her she could just have no rythmn]it wasnt because she had false boobs thats pretty common nowadays, but it could be because she had large hands but then the penny dropped as i rubbed my burning cheek,...,she was a very aggressive kisser,.. which left me with the hint of beard rash....... i just had sex with a post op TV....
10-10-10, 08:26
pablo_23

I was with escort in the shower it was almost end of appointment, she had idea to make me cum in the shower, so shower was running, was loud, water splashing around after 2-3 minutes handjob she made me cum, cum was all over her face but apparantely because of the water she didnt notice that and I was still hard so she says bit tired already with wanking me for so long: oh come on baby, cum for me. So I picked a bit from her face and say: look I already came. And she started to laugh.