noisy sex!

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11-11-09, 19:23
experienced punter

noisy sex!

A 48 year old Woman who claimed a sex antisocial behaviour order(ASBO) for noisy lovemaking breached her human rights lost an appeal against the order yesterday. She claims she is unable to stop the loud shouting & screaming she makes during lovemaking with her husband. After neighbours, a postman & a woman taking her child to school complained the couple were hit with a noise abatement notice
The court heard that the couples nightly sex was making their neighbours lives hell, neighbours said their noises were 'unnatural' & drowned out the sound on their televisions, their lovemaking sessions would usually start at midnight & last for 2 to 3hrs every night of the week The woman said in court
''I am sympathetic to the neighbours but it is not something I am doing on purpose''
Irish Times newspaper today
11-11-09, 19:47
Mousey

Worst thread ever :D
11-11-09, 20:00
westcorklad

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Originally Posted by experienced punter

A 48 year old Woman who claimed a sex antisocial behaviour order(ASBO) for noisy lovemaking breached her human rights lost an appeal against the order yesterday. She claims she is unable to stop the loud shouting & screaming she makes during lovemaking with her husband. After neighbours, a postman & a woman taking her child to school complained the couple were hit with a noise abatement notice
The court heard that the couples nightly sex was making their neighbours lives hell, neighbours said their noises were 'unnatural' & drowned out the sound on their televisions, their lovemaking sessions would usually start at midnight & last for 2 to 3hrs every night of the week The woman said in court
''I am sympathetic to the neighbours but it is not something I am doing on purpose''
Irish Times newspaper today

Has an ASBO ever been issued against someone for pulling their mickey I wonder?;):p
11-11-09, 20:16
he who dares wins

clear out!

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Originally Posted by westcorklad

Has an ASBO ever been issued against someone for pulling their mickey I wonder?;):p

wcl, i dont think there is an ASBO for pulling your mickey;);)

but i do know these ladies, are going around to ep's, this week to clean out his used knicker collection, as the neighbours say theres a strange smell coming from his house!:p;)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zEpnKbkzNz...RL._AA240_.jpg
11-11-09, 20:21
experienced punter

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Originally Posted by he who dares wins

wcl, i dont think there is an ASBO for pulling your mickey;);)

but i do know these ladies, are going around to ep's, this week to clean out his used knicker collection, as the neighbours say theres a strange smell coming from his house!:p;)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zEpnKbkzNz...RL._AA240_.jpg

I pull my mickey behind the curtains watching babes passing by no harm in that now is there?:)..
11-11-09, 20:53
he who dares wins

clean

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Originally Posted by experienced punter

I pull my mickey behind the curtains watching babes passing by no harm in that now is there?:)..

no harm in that mate;)

just make sure you get them curtains dry cleaned, or they be all hard:p