It will be a first class event.
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Originally Posted by
Dick Spunk
I am entering a swimming competition soon, and have been training for 2 months now, intensive training I may add,
First Prize - A shopping trolley.
Second Prize – A traffic cone.
Third prize – To be confirmed after next of kin have being informed.
I have done an afternoon of intensive water work too Dick.I forgot my umbrella.
Ah i can visualise you now Dick.Standing there at the start line with your purple tightly snug speedo,muscles like knots on a midgets penis, complete with dinner plate sized goggles and a little good luck charm stuck in your crotch.All tense and ready.Off goes the start gun but someone shouts "go Dick" and you stop and say "what?".Small little sprats swimming alongside you with signs saying This Way ->.You get to touch a bouy without feeling gay and watch out for the pink toilet paper floating around.Nothing makes me swim faster than pink toilet paper beside me.You’ll have green slush Puppy refreshments floating around by the wall if you need them and of course don’t forget your umbrella.I will even turn up to get a glimpse of the stud of my dreams ,Ken the Fireman, in action.
Anyway good luck Dick and look out for the ladoooooOOOO in the wings.At the end you get to stand in front of dozens of spectators not realising that your speedo is wet and see through.Oh Dick,you’ll be the talk of the day.
“River of Spunk.” – Irish Examiner.
Just focus on the job at hand Dick and you'll be fine.
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I love Dick,
Westside.
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