Funny Things to Say

".... yer wans fanny is so big that ridin' her is like throwin' a sausage up O'Connell Street."

Keep it going guys ... what's your funniest thing to say about general sex stuff ?

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Originally Posted by Banjo

".... yer wans fanny is so big that ridin' her is like throwin' a sausage up O'Connell Street."

Keep it going guys ... what's your funniest thing to say about general sex stuff ?

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I went to a lapdancer's club once, and a very stunning woman gave it them moves, etc. Anyway, at the end, she bent over and whispered in my ear, 'Did you like that, big boy?' to which I responded, 'Yeah... not bad!'

Her face dropped, but I gave her a cheeky smile and said, 'Of course I did!'

SOOOOO glad she saw the funny side of it! That could have gotten much worse if she didn't have a sense of humour!!!

Had a appointment once , and as the lady started to perform oral on me let rip a fart , that nearly blew the walls out , great ice breaker . Had great sex after we stopped laughing .: doc

no cobwebs in that hole, and i'd sooner suffer the shame of it than the pain of it.

'I would like to break you in' was the reponse of a friend of mine when asked if he liked a girl when i was at school.The rest of us just looked at pure bewilderment at each other....

I wouldn't ride her into battle.... a sniper wouldn't take her out.

"When he was born the nurse smacked his mother" :D:D:D

"that girl has more finger prints up her fanny than the special branch has on file..."