Weirdest thing!!!!!!

So we always hear about the strange and funny things guys do when in and appointment but what about the things us girls do?

Have you ever been in an appointment and the girl has done something extremely strange or funny?
Or even life in general, what are your funny sex stories where the girl has been the butt of the joke?

I of course am perfect in every way and so have never done anything weird in bed ;)


A xxx

Had an appointment with a lady she was giving oral as I stood let a ripping fart the two of us fell around the place laughing and after had amazing sex, one way of breaking the ice lol doc