The highlight of my sunday afternoon
I was walking along grafton street on saturday afternoon listening to my ipod all in my own world when accidently I clipped this poor girls heels and she went flying it was so funny she stumbled and the bags went up in the air and the poor gal couldn't get up for ages I of course being the lovely gent that I am was looking at her ass all up in my face what a sight before legging it the other way ahhhh good times.
Why did humpty dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall to see her crack !! yeah he did !!
Typical Ladoooooooooo but
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Originally Posted by
Dub Lad
I was walking along grafton street on saturday afternoon listening to my ipod all in my own world when accidently I clipped this poor girls heels and she went flying it was so funny she stumbled and the bags went up in the air and the poor gal couldn't get up for ages I of course being the lovely gent that I am was looking at her ass all up in my face what a sight before legging it the other way ahhhh good times.
Why did humpty dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall to see her crack !! yeah he did !!
tell ppl the truth now ladoooooooooooooooo.You are Humpty Dumpty.
Changing the name just doesnt cut it,
Westside.
The Ladooooooooooooooo is no glue sniffer
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Originally Posted by
thehighwayman
These hoodies have no manners. Is he a glue sniffer?
but he is an arse sniffer though.Let me fill you in(not meant intimately mind you) on this imfamous ladoooooooooooooo.
Shortly after i joined this godforsaken place ,a guy named dublad came upon the scene and was giving everyone lectures on morals.He had a gf half ways down the country and as a result his knob was half ways up his stomach and well he just couldnt handle it.So the ladooooooooo as i affectionatly called him decided he was going to take an escort out to dinner.Well to cut to the chase he progressed from dinners to fondling lapdancers to only god knows what else.I warned the ladoooooooooooo not to be following me around (along with a few others) and sure enough you at how he turned out.He gropes,fondles anything that doesnt bite back ,has developed a fetish on buses and pms me every chance he gets telling me of his difficulty in coping with his apparent
latent homosexuality and confesses his undying love for me saying that he is bi curious which i refer to a confused and kindly remind him that im not shrink.He is the ladooooooooooooo.He is a tragic example of the effects of modern Ireland on todays generation.He counts for a living and god forbid isnt doing a great job of it.He progressed from shit stains to white road lines and rumour has it that he was recently take to the local A and E with his boyo stuck in a drainpipe.Stay tuned because this is going to be a long one.This ladooooooooooo is going to be a works in progress.
Rome wasnt built in a day but ity didnt takes years either though,
Westside.
And your in the pub as much as them?
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Originally Posted by
thehighwayman
They sure do, theres plenty of them to be found in my local pub. Good bullshitters who are experts on everything and done it all with plenty drawn out stories you've heard loads of times. You'd think they would be millionaires with their knowlrdge. But you see them getting blind drunk every week and not a penny to their name.
You are by the sound of it.
And on IIE too,
Westside dot