Why I am not an escort

Women often ask me why I don't become a male escort. Well, no, actually none of them have ever asked me that. But sooner or later I am sure that one will, so have prepared a list of the main reasons:

1) I hate talking on the phone
2) I am lousy at giving directions
3) I have no sense of time
4) I hate travelling
5) I look like Quasimodo's ugly cousin

6) It will be mostly fat old men wanting to have sex with you.

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Originally Posted by El Gordo

Women often ask me why I don't become a male escort. Well, no, actually none of them have ever asked me that. But sooner or later I am sure that one will, so have prepared a list of the main reasons:

1) I hate talking on the phone
2) I am lousy at giving directions
3) I have no sense of time
4) I hate travelling
5) I look like Quasimodo's ugly cousin

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well i can think of several reasons why you should be a male escort...

1) your courteous.
2) your charming.
3) your witty.
4) people feel comfortable in your company.
5) not much else counts...xxx

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Originally Posted by DONEGALANGEL

well i can think of several reasons why you should be a male escort...

1) your courteous.
2) your charming.
3) your witty.
4) people feel comfortable in your company.
5) not much else counts...xxx

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You're too kind. If I did it then I think I would specialise in BFE. That means I would carry the bags when you go shopping and would answer "not at all" when you emerge from the cabin and ask "do I look fat in this?"

:p:)

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Originally Posted by El Gordo

Women often ask me why I don't become a male escort. Well, no, actually none of them have ever asked me that. But sooner or later I am sure that one will, so have prepared a list of the main reasons:

1) I hate talking on the phone
2) I am lousy at giving directions
3) I have no sense of time
4) I hate travelling
5) I look like Quasimodo's ugly cousin

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I would love to be reincarnated and return as a male escort, preferably post recession.:)

ok elgordo give us all alook angle seems to know you but let the punters be the judge.