More like a hammor horror without makeup
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Originally Posted by
thehighwayman
with the new james bond film quantum of solace due to be released soon i was thinking which of the escorts from e-i would make a good bond girl. I can't choose one because theres so many to choose from. I'll be greedy like bond himself who has 3 girls per film. Here are my bond girls, gemma, brenda, alyssa, kat and mysterious diana. I know it's more than 3, but i'm a bit greedy, :d patricia could be m and sarah could be miss moneypenny. Quarterpoundher could be q. :d
damn and i thought that you were being serious.........
Dont think there ever has been a size 16 bond girl ........ Ever.........
Still i think that brenda would be good......... Pussy galore.........
Before you get your nose out of place its a joke......... Still i think
that pussy galore was one of the better of the funny names...........;)
Oh do behave 00Highway!!!
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Originally Posted by
thehighwayman
With the new James Bond film Quantum of Solace due to be released soon I was thinking which of the escorts from E-I would make a good Bond girl. I can't choose one because theres so many to choose from. I'll be greedy like Bond himself who has 3 girls per film. Here are my Bond girls, Gemma, Brenda, Alyssa, Kat and Mysterious Diana. I know it's more than 3, but I'm a bit greedy, :D Patricia could be M and Sarah could be Miss Moneypenny. Quarterpoundher could be Q. :D
Now listen carefully 00Highway, Q branch has come up with some nifty new devices to help you track down the lovely but leathal ladies of SPECTRE
S tunningly P retty E scorts C an T otally R uin E cononmy
Your Mission…….Get them to lower prices or at least knock off a tenner now and again.
One device I've been working on is called a “Mobile Phone” you activate like so and enter the secret numbers which are contained in your for your eyes only folder and a clever little gadget locks onto a similar device issued to all their Double OH OOOOOOOOH agents.
Also we’ve kited you out with a new motor as you weren’t really looking the part on old black bess, but 00Highway, do try and bring it back in one piece this time.
And we have a walther pkk instead of your old flintlocks as well you have to admit you've been a little outgunned of late in your shootouts.
Your 00 license has been revoked from Kill to trill, think you can handle it Jimbo?
You leave for Monaco in the morning, your contact will be Blow felt (Gemma) and you can fill her in on the details, she is currently tracking down SPECTRES main assasin’s Thumper (Liz) and Humper (bigpaws) AKA oddjob.
Ps
What ever you do James, don’t press the Ejector button to soon or your cover will be “blown”:D:D:D
Pps
This place could do with a quantum of sense...
Or a modicum of manners...
Strangely enough my enlish no end 007
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Originally Posted by
Quarterpoundher
Now listen carefully 00Highway, Q branch has come up with some nifty new devices to help you track down the lovely but leathal ladies of SPECTRE
S tunningly P retty E scorts C an T otally R uin E cononmy
Your Mission…….Get them to lower prices or at least knock off a tenner now and again.
One device I've been working on is called a “Mobile Phone” you activate like so and enter the secret numbers which are contained in your for your eyes only folder and a clever little gadget locks onto a similar device issued to all their Double OH OOOOOOOOH agents.
Also we’ve kited you out with a new motor as you weren’t really looking the part on old black bess, but 00Highway, do try and bring it back in one piece this time.
And we have a walther pkk instead of your old flintlocks as well you have to admit you've been a little outgunned of late in your shootouts.
Your 00 license has been revoked from Kill to trill, think you can handle it Jimbo?
You leave for Monaco in the morning, your contact will be Blow felt (Gemma) and you can fill her in on the details, she is currently tracking down SPECTRES main assasin’s Thumper (Liz) and Humper (bigpaws) AKA oddjob.
Ps
What ever you do James, don’t press the Ejector button to soon or your cover will be “blown”:D:D:D
Pps
This place could do with a quantum of sense...
Or a modicum of manners...
007 LICENSE TO THRILL - IN LONDON ONLY - CIAO FOR NOW.....:eek: