Electric picnic

Anyone heading down my way this weekend,pm me,in desperate need of some girls down here,it's gone to the dogs.

im going but work is 100% not on the agenda.

dancing in a field, getting mashed and listening to choooooons.

who the fuck would wanna fuck at a festival, anyway? youre manky and theres only so much baby wipes can do :D

i have smelled the smell of 3 day testicle balls, and i will say, hand on heart, never again.

Not many a time I am lost for words So I will just say, baby wipes are not good to be used to before the deed is done as it lessens the protection of the condom. I would love to be dancing in some field at some gig hon. Enjoy

Hope there is girls that show up down your end too hon.

Im out of here. Lol
Lady Von Teese

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

Not many a time I am lost for words So I will just say, baby wipes are not good to be used to before the deed is done as it lessens the protection of the condom. I would love to be dancing in some field at some gig hon. Enjoy

Hope there is girls that show up down your end too hon.

Im out of here. Lol
Lady Von Teese

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Doubt it,Laois has gone to the dogs accommodation is a problem i suspect,but that should't be too much of a problem this weekend all they need is a tent and there off :D

i think maybe you read a little too much into my post there, lvt. i wouldnt work anytime im in a position to let loooooooose, which i mot definitely plan on doing.

the babywipe thing was a joke. theres a lot of sensitivity and overreactions on this board. not pointing the finger at you lvt. just a nod of my head towards you :D

but its cool, ill let it go cause youre jealous of me going to electric picnic :D:D:D my friends that arent going are getting it smushed into their faces for a while now. this week is going to be amazing making everyone sick with jealousy :cool:

i was offered ticket but didn't bother , enjoy it

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Originally Posted by MaryMcMagdalene

i think maybe you read a little too much into my post there, lvt. i wouldnt work anytime im in a position to let loooooooose, which i mot definitely plan on doing.

the babywipe thing was a joke. theres a lot of sensitivity and overreactions on this board. not pointing the finger at you lvt. just a nod of my head towards you :D

but its cool, ill let it go cause youre jealous of me going to electric picnic :D:D:D my friends that arent going are getting it smushed into their faces for a while now. this week is going to be amazing making everyone sick with jealousy :cool:

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It's amazing alright,especially when it's nearly in my back garden,can't wait :)

Btw change your avatar,it's making my eyes all funny :D

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Originally Posted by MaryMcMagdalene

i think maybe you read a little too much into my post there, lvt. i wouldnt work anytime im in a position to let loooooooose, which i mot definitely plan on doing.

the babywipe thing was a joke. theres a lot of sensitivity and overreactions on this board. not pointing the finger at you lvt. just a nod of my head towards you :D

but its cool, ill let it go cause youre jealous of me going to electric picnic :D:D:D my friends that arent going are getting it smushed into their faces for a while now. this week is going to be amazing making everyone sick with jealousy :cool:

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Guys have nobs not women "Mary"? Not jealous just envious hon as I have a stinking chest infection so cant do shit at the mow til next week. I really thought you met casman, ffs you had me convinced. Loll Sorry Casmanxx

Lady Von Teese

i refuse! scroll down a tiny little bit and your eyes will be saved!

who are you looking forward to seeing?

florence, blur, underworld and mos def (yasiin bey - please, midlife crisis much? see snoop lion) for me.

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Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese

Guys have nobs not women "Mary"? Not jealous just envious hon as I have a stinking chest infection so cant do shit at the mow til next week. I really thought you met casman, ffs you had me convinced. Loll Sorry Casmanxx

Lady Von Teese

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eh? wut? who said nob? i didnt mention casman at all! i just said who would want to fuck when youre down at a festival dancing your ass off?? wow! girl, all the stress from this site change over has you all over the place :D maybe its the chest infection, too! you should put the feet up and mind yourself, youre not well.

and envious is a synonym of jealous :D

mind yourself now, chest infections are just the worst.

lets not derail the lovely electric picnic thread!

CANNOT WAIT

casman i will be wearing mostly floaty dresses and a blue hat like florence, in the hopes that she see me in the crowd and go "oh, yes, this woman needs to be my friend!" and she will call me to the stage, the sea of people dancing to her merry tune will part so i can dance and float to the stage where she will pull me up and we will do such a BEAUTIFUL rendition of girl with one eye together that the crowd will actually WEEP.

cant wait :cool:

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Originally Posted by MaryMcMagdalene

i refuse! scroll down a tiny little bit and your eyes will be saved!

who are you looking forward to seeing?

florence, blur, underworld and mos def (yasiin bey - please, midlife crisis much? see snoop lion) for me.

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Oh has to be blur,it doesn't matter it's just an amazing place to be,what about yourself,you said you were working over the weekend are you ?

i do believe i said two times no chance of working when im getting my dance and drink on. proper profesh and all that on the job. monster nightmare off the job. aint none of you lads wanna see that :D

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Originally Posted by MaryMcMagdalene

eh? wut? who said nob? i didnt mention casman at all! i just said who would want to fuck when youre down at a festival dancing your ass off?? wow! girl, all the stress from this site change over has you all over the place :D maybe its the chest infection, too! you should put the feet up and mind yourself, youre not well.

and envious is a synonym of jealous :D

mind yourself now, chest infections are just the worst.

lets not derail the lovely electric picnic thread!

CANNOT WAIT

casman i will be wearing mostly floaty dresses and a blue hat like florence, in the hopes that she see me in the crowd and go "oh, yes, this woman needs to be my friend!" and she will call me to the stage, the sea of people dancing to her merry tune will part so i can dance and float to the stage where she will pull me up and we will do such a BEAUTIFUL rendition of girl with one eye together that the crowd will actually WEEP.

cant wait :cool:

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Have i permission to say hi too :D

and yeah blur! i saw that they did a ridiculous 6 hour gig or something and damon had to be carried off. hope something like that goes down, down there. ah, really cant wait though. theres nothing i love more than festivals and loads of people having a great time.

when people tell me they dont like festivals, i can accept it but i dont undertand it :D i wish i could give just a little bit of my enjoyment for them to one of my friends who just refuses to go. the thoughts of it kills them. id love for her to come and enjoy it like i do, but she wouldnt, id rather her happy at home then sad with me when i want to have a good time :D

more festival for me :D

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Originally Posted by casman

Have i permission to say hi too :D

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but of course! as long as im not with flo. well probably be doing something amazingly fabulous together with some other artistes :D

either that or unconscious in a corner somewhere near something to lean on. near because ill have missed the target :cool:

They really have made it such a success story,nothing at all like oxygen was.

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Originally Posted by MaryMcMagdalene

i think maybe you read a little too much into my post there, lvt. i wouldnt work anytime im in a position to let loooooooose, which i mot definitely plan on doing.

the babywipe thing was a joke. theres a lot of sensitivity and overreactions on this board. not pointing the finger at you lvt. just a nod of my head towards you :D

but its cool, ill let it go cause youre jealous of me going to electric picnic :D:D:D my friends that arent going are getting it smushed into their faces for a while now. this week is going to be amazing making everyone sick with jealousy :cool:

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Originally Posted by MaryMcMagdalene

but of course! as long as im not with flo. well probably be doing something amazingly fabulous together with some other artistes :D

either that or unconscious in a corner somewhere near something to lean on. near because ill have missed the target :cool:

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Why bother going to a festival, just use your imagination as you already sound totally fucked off your tits! Plus its against the law to have flashing images without warning viewing them first and EI could get sued for allowing such images such as your avatar!

Lady Von TEese

eh? :confused:

Ok.

Of course if someone post and one and only one answers it, it is an answer to that persons post, hence my response to what you said maybe try not taking so much shit and things may make more sense.

Cant be arsed with this shit and foul mouth what your coming out with, dont pm me go play yourself ffs!

LVT

i just received your pm, lvt. im not off my tits. im in my pajamas, listening to music and drinking tea.

do you equate being witty and having a maybe different sense of humour with being off your tits?

i think thats a shame that you have made such a judgment of me. but thats ok. we need people to judge and we need people to be judged so i guess we both fit a box.

as youve told me to go fuck myself in the lovely pm you sent me, i assume you wont waste any more of your time on me. wish you well, lovely lady, but i will not be drawn into further conversation with you, either here in this thread or anywhere else on the boards or pm :)

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Originally Posted by MaryMcMagdalene

i just received your pm, lvt. im not off my tits. im in my pajamas, listening to music and drinking tea.

do you equate being witty and having a maybe different sense of humour with being off your tits?

i think thats a shame that you have made such a judgment of me. but thats ok. we need people to judge and we need people to be judged so i guess we both fit a box.

as youve told me to go fuck myself in the lovely pm you sent me, i assume you wont waste any more of your time on me. wish you well, lovely lady, but i will not be drawn into further conversation with you, either here in this thread or anywhere else on the boards or pm :)

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Ladies be nice,there is plenty of me to go around :D

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Originally Posted by casman

They really have made it such a success story,nothing at all like oxygen was.

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i was at the first oxygen! it was brilliant. i think david gray played his biggest stage (at that point in his career) and he did a costume change and came out and said COSTUME CHANGE! IM A FUCKING ROCKSTAR! it was funny. PROBABLY had to be there :D

ive had a good few successful oxygens. the worst was the year of jayz and florence. the fucking rain man. dizzie killed it, too.

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Originally Posted by casman

Ladies be nice,there is plenty of me to go around :D

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There will not be if that fecking avatar gives someone an epileptic fit, it should not be allowed when I read the post of Mary's I have to scroll down and its also why its now against the law to show flashing images like this without a warning anymore. This could case someone some serious damage and a hefty payout in a court case too.

Just thought I would mention it as there is no excuse for ignorance of a situation either!

Good night

Lady Von Teese

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so, who actually went?

had a BRILLIANT time. just getting back to normal now :D

underworld were unreal. born slippy being the highlight of their set, naturally.

george ezra <3 i love his voice. hes like a baby johnny cash.

hot chip were great too and i ran around to yasiin bey (mos def) and came back to the main stage for blur. INCREDIBLE!

i was a little bit let down by florence on the sunday night. i dont think she gave it her all and really wasnt a patch on her glasto set. going to see her tonight up in dublin with a few friends so really hoping she lets looooooose this time and my faith will be restored (actually, no faith to restore, i love her enough to let her away with slightly disappointing me :D

made loads of festival friends, the campsite was grand, we were surrounded by really nice, mental people. my favourite :D

who went, who enjoyed themselves as much as i, and did casman get laid?? :D:D:D