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“Life can then little else supply but a few good fucks and then you die.”
John wilkes 1725 - 1795
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“Life can then little else supply but a few good fucks and then you die.”
John wilkes 1725 - 1795
My Momma said,
life is like a box of chocolates,
you never know what you're gonna get.
The meaning of life is staying in bed ,1/2 of the day on Saturday and if you're not alone some of the above might happen to you.
Marry in haste, repent at leisure.
Awake, my Cunt! Leave all meaner things;
This morn shall prove what rapture swiving* brings!
Let us (since life can little more supply
Than just a few good fucks, and then we die)
Expatiate free o'er that loved scene of man,
A mighty maze, for mighty pricks to scan;
A wild, where Paphian** Thorns promiscuous shoot,
Where flowers the Monthly Rose, but yields no Fruit.
*swive swav verb. Archaic. to have sexual intercourse with (a person). Old English swifan to revolve, {swivel}
**paphian of or relating to Paphos, an ancient city of Cyprus sacred to Aphrodite. of or relating to love, especially illicit sexual love; erotic; wanton....
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
"Confucius"
Do not take life too seriously
You will never get out of it alive.
---Elbert Hubbard.