I admit it, my guilty pleasure is taking pot shots at my neighbour's cat with my Barnet Cobra Slingshot
what's yours?
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I admit it, my guilty pleasure is taking pot shots at my neighbour's cat with my Barnet Cobra Slingshot
what's yours?
MAsterbating inside in my girlfriends underwear drawer, then watching her put on the soiled underwear,and wondering why she smells of jism
Sending tourists the wrong way when they ask for directions. Pretending to be french if I don't fancy the guy chatting me up at the bar. Hiding my clients underwear.
I can't tell you anymore as I may have to kill you.
Hey, any more abuse against cats and VJ will lose it......she is hovering on the ban button!!!!! A vampire on the edge isnt good :lmao:
I heard cars can't touch you :D
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Stage one, put the new born kittens in sack.
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Stage two:-
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Stage 3: Take Rover for a walk in the woods
Stage 4: Spread honey on his naked body
Stage 5: Tie him to a tree
Stage 6: Watch what happens when the bears are coming.
Stage 7: After he soils himself, bring him home but ...
Stage 8: Take away his computer
Stage 9: Take away his drink
Stage 10: Take away his punting money
Uaually I don't like cruelty to animals but for that treatment I'd nuke a pet hospital
Does cow tipping fall under cruelty to animals
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Stage 3: Take Rover for a walk in the woods ... because he likes it so much ! (If you go down to the woods today, you're sure to get a surprise).
Stage 4: Spread honey on his naked body... and like it all off ! (I'll lick it off myself, I adore honey).
Stage 5: Tie him to a tree ... as he loves a good tie and tease session ! (Now you're talking baby).
Stage 6: Watch what happens when the bears are coming. The "BEARS" is what 2 sexy escorts are calling themselves these days, because they obviously have a sense of humor. (I'll ltake the three bears, more the merrier).
Stage 7: After he soils himself, bring him home but ... "Soiling" in this part means "ejaculating" (Open wide).
Stage 8: Take away his computer ... because he's using Vista, and give him one using Windows 7.(Give me Dublin 7., there's some tasty chicks up there).
Stage 9: Take away his drink ... it's a stale beer, give him a fresh one, FFS (only one! FFS, give me one pallet).
Stage 10: Take away his punting money ... give him the new punting card (that works like a credit card, but to be used just for punting) (Now that's a brilliant idea, I might get a punt then).