So, the new James Bond film is out and its Daniel Craig has said its his last one...I don't quite believe him, but imagine for a moment that casting came calling and YOU were the next James Bond. Who would be your Bond Girl from EI?
I'm going to be greedy and pick two. A "goody" and a "baddie" Bond girl
Now, Bond girls have to be glamourous, so 99% of EI ladies have that covered ;) but there are other attributes required!
They have to be brave, all action ladies not afraid to break a nail whilst climbing a rock face or worry about wet frizzy hair when swimming with sharks
They have to be tech savvy, all those gadgets, no good asking Bond what button to press in the heat of the moment!
Be well travelled, speaking different language's and of course be highly intelligent, able to pilot a helicopter or defuse a bomb or two. No good if you cant find your way to Tescos if you are going to fly over the Alps!
Be classy and cultured, know your soup spoon from your fish knife, and don't show up Bond at the ministers private party!
and lastly, have a bit of kick ass attitude, be fighting fit, able to drop an opponent with a high kick to the throat and then roll out of a window landing cat like 2 floors below.
So...considering all that...I can now reveal....
First my "good girl", fit, sexy, classy and attitude when it counts! Kyla of course!
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and secondly, my "bad" girl, secret double agent, kick your ass in a blink of the eye and seduce you without you realising you are handing over secrets!
who else but Claudia!
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You ARE James Bond, but who would be your bond girl (s)?
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28-10-15, 08:12DickYou ARE James Bond, but who would be your bond girl (s)?
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28-10-15, 08:57kylaQuote:
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such an honour.. watch it buddy good girls gone bad before :d :P -
28-10-15, 10:14JAMESCORK
Whereas I agree Kyla is the ultimate Bond Girl, Bond Girls usually fall easily at James Bonds feet.
He'll have his work cut out with Kyla. First of all his car would be confiscated, all his money spent, and he'd be left shaken, not stirred... and eventually dumped as she moves in on the villain...
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28-10-15, 10:17kylaQuote:
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Bahaha love love the country side :) but remember darlin as a Bond girl will never let my bond fall down :))) mwuuuah
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28-10-15, 10:18DickYeah but fun whilst it lasts... Shaken AND stirred... By kyla mmmmmmQuote:
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28-10-15, 10:20alcatel
Most escorts here speak different languages, are well travelled (they have made it as far as this place, for their sins) and if you piss them off will gladly show you their kick ass attitude;-)
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28-10-15, 10:26JAMESCORKWhats the country side got to do with it??? I did not expect THAT!Quote:
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28-10-15, 10:30kylathe hide away palace till i nurse u to get better :PQuote:
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28-10-15, 10:33DickAh, just seen a problem babe, you would want the bond car to be a BMW!!Quote:
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28-10-15, 10:56kylai think a z8 was a bond car :D :DQuote:
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28-10-15, 11:07JAMESCORKhttps://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net...e2c6232a6cca08Quote:
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28-10-15, 11:10kylahttp://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20120913200537Quote:
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28-10-15, 11:11kyla
exactly baby ...bond girl and the bond car :D
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28-10-15, 11:35JAMESCORKQuote:
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I even have the name..... Am I in your knickers yet??
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28-10-15, 11:43DickDidn't he also drive a 2cv... Is that your car James? Cos I think kyla might just trade you in for a new model :DQuote:
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28-10-15, 11:49lapd
Don't want to get into trouble here but yes kyla would be perfect but how in gods name would Sophie not be the baddie
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28-10-15, 12:11lapd
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Well I actually still hold that title just don't boast about it any more.Quote:
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28-10-15, 12:13Cable87
You've forgotten about Miss Moneypenny!! :D
Mature, unobtainable yet incredibly sexy, flirtatious and seductive, Mr. Bond has never bedded Miss Moneypenny, yet all the best flirting, sexual tension and innuendo over the years have been between these two...
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28-10-15, 12:16lapd
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Thanks for your kind wordsQuote:
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28-10-15, 12:17lapddoes that not happen in this one?Quote:
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28-10-15, 12:28kylabababhahah knowing me i think u know the answer :DQuote:
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28-10-15, 12:32Cable87You mean in the newest Bond film? I don't know, it's not released vin my current location until this Friday, so I'm not sure...Quote:
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I prefer the classic Moneypenny anyway, not the 'new', younger, action-star Moneypenny introduced in Skyfall. I like 'Sexy Secretary Moneypenny' from the classic Bond films. ;) -
28-10-15, 12:46JAMESCORKDamn... I should keep trying then.. :(Quote:
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28-10-15, 12:47JAMESCORKI always remember Monneypenny as being a bit of a frump. Bond used to toy with her. Did he ever bed her?Quote:
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28-10-15, 12:48kylathat is the spirit MY sweet babeQuote:
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28-10-15, 12:56JAMESCORKYou know something Nik, you are an incurable flirt.. I have tried everything to try and get into your knickers, I have tried impressing you, singing for you, I have even shown you my stamp collection... but still the same mantra "Keep trying baby..Keep trying"...Quote:
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28-10-15, 12:58kylau getting there my bond boy :kiss:Quote:
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28-10-15, 13:00alcatel
If you were Christian Grey, who would be your favourite bound girl?
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28-10-15, 13:19lapdWell the new one is certainly not she is as tough as himQuote:
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28-10-15, 13:29JAMESCORKOld Moneypenny:Quote:
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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...is_Maxwell.jpg
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http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-conte...is-350x210.jpg
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28-10-15, 13:30Cable87To the best of my recollection, Bond has never bedded Moneypenny, but things can always change! :DQuote:
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28-10-15, 13:31JAMESCORKSee my post above and see the truth in your statement buddy... :DQuote:
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28-10-15, 13:41Cable87i actually much prefer the 'Old Moneypenny'! That sexy secretary thing combined with the innuendo-filled flirting with Bond always WS the best for me! The flirting and anticipation is HOT! :DQuote:
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28-10-15, 13:55lapdYeah like the outfit but would be nicer on new moneypenny don't you thinkQuote:
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28-10-15, 16:44Cable87I'll take the stuffy, conservative 'Old Moneypenny' just as she is! :pQuote:
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28-10-15, 16:52bettercallsaulThat's a bit sick dude,she died about eight years ago :pQuote:
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28-10-15, 17:51circumcised guy
I'll be greedy and go for three ladies Melek and Claudia and i'd think they would both have to be the bad girls I rather the bad girls:D and I'd go for a sexy miss moneypenny that bond would diffidently get to bed and I think Irish belle would fill that roll very nicely. So bond will diffidently have plenty of action in the bedroom with those three.
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28-10-15, 19:14dobhttp://youtu.be/CvJp1X3qiogQuote:
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28-10-15, 22:01Forrest
I think Larissaa Lamore has the perfect Bond girl name, and Larissa has all the attributes to go with the name, and EmmaSweet Mother of God Divine
would be the perfect for a double act to challenge me as James 'Premium' Bond. Having seen them together at a private toga party, it felt like a 007 scene.
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