more humour - Marriage or Relationship

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's

then adopt a dog.


If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...

then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies

..then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

..then adopt a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..


..then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....
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..then adopt a cat!

You thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Nice one Rodney69!! But Im not an animal lover :(

Yep Rodney I have to agree with you I have a dog and all the above spot on mate I couldn't have sad it better.

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Originally Posted by Ashley

Nice one Rodney69!! But Im not an animal lover :(

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ah how could you resist those puppy dog eyes, just looking at you and wanting to jump on your lap and lick your face.

I guess you'll have to settle for me instead.:):)

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Originally Posted by Rodney69

ah how could you resist those puppy dog eyes, just looking at you and wanting to jump on your lap and lick your face.

I guess you'll have to settle for me instead.:):)

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oops Ashley that should have read men, not me. lol

But I wouldn't bark or growl if you did settle for me hehe

I have to say, I always thought men are more like dogs and women like cats.

But maybe thats just me - as whenever I see a pretty girl I start panting like a dog and she usual ignores me like a cat! :p

Then again, I love cats.

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Originally Posted by Morpheus

I have to say, I always thought men are more like dogs and women like cats.

But maybe thats just me - as whenever I see a pretty girl I start panting like a dog and she usual ignores me like a cat! :p

Then again, I love cats.

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maybe in general women prefer cats to dogs, because they remind them of men

if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....