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Why is alcohol (insert favourite tipple here) better than cock???
Because alcohol is always stiff!
Alcohol lasts as long as you want it too!
You dont care how far down your throat it goes!
It doesnt look any smaller when cold!
It doesn't prod you in the back in the morning looking for attention!
And its always a pleasure to swallow!!:)
Hm:cool:,
so if u will visit me, take some champagne..:rolleyes: ....Or vodka??:p:p
Drink & Sex, now that's a good combo! ;)
Though of course I mean drink in moderation.
Alcohol must be as good as viagra because I'm always horny the next day after drinking.
lol the drink in moderation the sex in excess!!!
We dont smoke, dont drink, dont drugs..............just fuck all day. We are healthy women.
We dont like popper, or cocaine, so forget it if u want to visit us :)
I often bring champagne with me when I visit a girl. I find it is a bit of a surprise for her, and it relaxes both people. It also (hopefully)lowers her inhibitions a little bit and she might forget im a client.
To be honest, I was going to pay 250 euro for an hours punt, in another country I would expect to be greeted with champagne on arrival. But in rip off Ireland, thats never going to happen.