Patricia and QPH go shopping

Today, Patricia and QPH are going shopping

Do you like shopping? QPH does

QPH puts on his best sparkly shorts, blue admirals tunic with pink lapels and matching feather boa.
QPH is a fop and a dandy

See QPH skip down the road to the shops holding Patricia's hand

Are you allowed to cross the road on your own? QPH isnt.

When they reach the shops, Patricia gives QPH some money and tells him to buy himself lunch whilst she gets some new shoes.

QPH goes straight to his favourite restaurant where he meets Donna TellerNobody.
Donna TellerNobody is from Italy
See the frantic arm gestures

"Hello QPH, would you mind giving me a hand getting a box down from the high shelf? I cant quite reach it myself. If you do I'll cook you some of your favourite pasta with pecorino shavings."

"Oh yes please" snorts QPH clapping his hands together excitedly.
QPH loves to help people

QPH gets the box down
"Oh its a bit dusty" says QPH "I'll just blow the dust off for you"

QPH blows so hard that Donna starts sneezing
"Gently QPH, gently"

see QPH pucker up his lips, close his eyes and blow very gently

"Thats better QPH" says Donna, her face all red from the sneezing.

After a delicious lunch, QPH waits for Patricia outside the shoeshop

"Hello QPH, did you have a nice lunch?" asks Patricia

"Oh yes, I met Donna TellerNobody, and she said that if I fancied a bit of linguini, she would shave her pecorino in the kitchen, if I gave her a hand with her box. So I puckered up and blew on it very hard until I made her go red in the face.

Do you know how many times you can hit someone over the head with a pair of 6 inch heels before they break?
Patricia does

Poor QPH

:confused:Call me stupid, okay, I am American, but I've never understood why people on this board don't like QPH

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Originally Posted by anitasizzle

:confused:Call me stupid, okay, I am American, but I've never understood why people on this board don't like QPH

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(sigh) And they say americans have no sense of humour!

They do piss themselves laughing at Seinfeld so yeah they have none

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Originally Posted by kieree

They do piss themselves laughing at Seinfeld so yeah they have none

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Considering that you reference Seinfield:rolleyes: You're an Idiot-I Don't watch TV:p

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Originally Posted by kieree

They do piss themselves laughing at Seinfeld so yeah they have none

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I never laughed at Seinfeld. I did like the Simpsons and South Park tho. I saw the first episode in ireland, and watched it with lots of Europeans in a hostel. We all laughed :)

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Originally Posted by roryman

today, patricia and qph are going shopping

do you like shopping? Qph does

qph puts on his best sparkly shorts, blue admirals tunic with pink lapels and matching feather boa.
Qph is a fop and a dandy

see qph skip down the road to the shops holding patricia's hand

are you allowed to cross the road on your own? Qph isnt.

When they reach the shops, patricia gives qph some money and tells him to buy himself lunch whilst she gets some new shoes.

Qph goes straight to his favourite restaurant where he meets donna tellernobody.
Donna tellernobody is from italy
see the frantic arm gestures

"hello qph, would you mind giving me a hand getting a box down from the high shelf? I cant quite reach it myself. If you do i'll cook you some of your favourite pasta with pecorino shavings."

"oh yes please" snorts qph clapping his hands together excitedly.
Qph loves to help people

qph gets the box down
"oh its a bit dusty" says qph "i'll just blow the dust off for you"

qph blows so hard that donna starts sneezing
"gently qph, gently"

see qph pucker up his lips, close his eyes and blow very gently

"thats better qph" says donna, her face all red from the sneezing.

After a delicious lunch, qph waits for patricia outside the shoeshop

"hello qph, did you have a nice lunch?" asks patricia

"oh yes, i met donna tellernobody, and she said that if i fancied a bit of linguini, she would shave her pecorino in the kitchen, if i gave her a hand with her box. So i puckered up and blew on it very hard until i made her go red in the face.

Do you know how many times you can hit someone over the head with a pair of 6 inch heels before they break?
Patricia does

poor qph

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wher pat she go shoping ? If the shose made primark no problem!!!!!!!!!!!!
its easy to break within second
and i belive he well ask pat give more ! But tel me how pat she reach him ?
He must he was in he is knees!!!!!!!!!

what about my shose ? Its d&g... I am only kidding and time for all to share jok

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Originally Posted by anitasizzle

:confused:Call me stupid, okay, I am American, but I've never understood why people on this board don't like QPH

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