I was on the dart the other day standing as the train was packed, when this beautiful girl got on.
It gave me a massive erection, and I was embarrassed as those who were sitting down were looking straight at it.
I was mortified.
What should I do? as I would like to chat this girl up if I see her again, and apologise for my massive uncontrollable erection, which I presume is pure love.
Please Help.
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09-04-15, 05:01GobshiteDear Agnes c/o Agony Column
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09-04-15, 06:13bettercallsaulI think I know your story from somewhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by Gobshite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4aLBSNOEu0 -
09-04-15, 08:04nonpareilResult if try chatting her upQuote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
Six months jail and or €1,000 fine.
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09-04-15, 09:09Half PintI really hate that and sometimes I don't wear underwear only tracksuit bottoms and you cant hide the thing, have to just wait till it subsidedQuote:
Originally Posted by Gobshite
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09-04-15, 10:19nonpareilCross your legsQuote:
Originally Posted by Half Pint
or go back to that old technology- a newspaper.
(Memories of being a teenager, decades ago).