What do men think of the taste of semen?
Taste of semen
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10-10-15, 21:52bollocksTaste of semen
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10-10-15, 22:22Mister AndersonQuote:
Originally Posted by bollocks
Did you not already do this thread a few months back?
Also ... I've always preferred the taste of Nokia. -
10-10-15, 22:25Oh Kevin
I like the taste of my spunk, my diet is rich in fruit and veg so tastes great, bollocks.
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10-10-15, 22:25bollocksnot sure that i didQuote:
Originally Posted by Mister Anderson
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10-10-15, 22:34Mister AndersonI think you did. Or else someone else did it. Or maybe everything is starting to blur into one contiguous mess for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by bollocks
Yeah, probably that. -
10-10-15, 22:36bollocks
How do I find what mine tastes like?
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10-10-15, 22:39tom sand
you mean the men the work at sea
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10-10-15, 22:52tom sandgod i am so funny:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by tom sand
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10-10-15, 22:54tom sand
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10-10-15, 22:55Mister AndersonQuote:
Originally Posted by bollocks
Kiss a girl that has been licking your hairy bollox ... :dunno: -
10-10-15, 22:56tom sand
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10-10-15, 23:07tom sandhi sofiaQuote:
Originally Posted by Sofiabomshell
come on that was funny
semen
men that work at sea
semen:lmao:
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10-10-15, 23:20tom sand
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10-10-15, 23:22tom sand
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10-10-15, 23:24tom sand
omg
thats me:lmao:
http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-c...perm-humor.jpg -
10-10-15, 23:35sugarmel
I ask all my customers to came in my face.
The best moisturizing for the skin.;) -
10-10-15, 23:46Mister AndersonQuote:
Originally Posted by sugarmel
I don't believe you.
If semen is the best moisturizer ever then how come my balls look like two bags of leather? -
11-10-15, 02:12philipkntzMine are like silk purses, You probably keep squeezing out all the moisturiser.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Anderson
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11-10-15, 04:57bollocksYou look cute.with a big head,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, possibly bi sexualQuote:
Originally Posted by tom sand
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11-10-15, 04:59bollocksand men that smell ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,fishyQuote:
Originally Posted by tom sand
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11-10-15, 15:49tom sand
i don't think ye got how funny i was on this thread
so i bumped it for ye
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11-10-15, 16:51GetSmart
Sea men of either sort
Probably salty
But I'm no expert
Fortunately. -
11-10-15, 21:00Mister AndersonQuote:
Originally Posted by tom sand
Tom. You're not meant to laugh at your own jokes. I don't know why that is but them's the rules. -
11-10-15, 21:01bettercallsaulIn his case I will take a guess at because they are not funny :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Anderson
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11-10-15, 21:09Mister AndersonNow now, humour is subjective as you well know. I'm sure you wouldn't be surprised at the amount of people that find Brendan Carroll funny, and yet find Jim Jefferies and Bill Hicks boring.Quote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
No accounting for taste and all that. -
11-10-15, 21:32bettercallsaulThat's far more harsh than what I said,well played!Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Anderson
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11-10-15, 21:37Mister AndersonQuote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
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11-10-15, 22:45bollocksORQuote:
Originally Posted by bettercallsaul
no one else was likely to laugh -
11-10-15, 22:47Mister AndersonQuote:
Originally Posted by bollocks
A-ha. We finally come to the crux of the matter ... -
12-10-15, 02:04Cassandra
Balls are wrinkly so they can moderate the temp of your semen. To put it simply.
Some people have these wrinkles removed- they might look? Good? That way but those guys are less likely to have kids.
Want your girl to swallow? Celery and Pineapple.
Not that I know, and if I did it was one time early college days and he worked for Bethsada ok. -
12-10-15, 07:12DickI eat pineapple everyday, lets have a living room picnic ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cassandra
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12-10-15, 17:47bollocks
Semen..............is it good for you?..............nourishing? .................and how should one consume it?
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12-10-15, 19:56Mister AndersonQuote:
Originally Posted by bollocks
Depends on who you've juiced I suppose. :dunno: -
12-10-15, 20:09Flappy
I imagine it tastes like warm salty wall paper paste
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17-10-15, 00:44CassandraGet. Thee bbehind me Satan!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dick