If you go to see a street worker I dont suppose she would be expecting you to put the cash into a sealed envelope or indeed offer you a fresh warm flannel to wipe yourself after the "deed" I like to offer good customer service and give value for what your paying.
It just amazes me that some men are still not getting to grips with the basic etiquette you should use when choosing to see a true independent escort. And I dont mean the ones registered, that say they are indies, but are clearly not.
Its like choosing to dine in MacDonalds where you can eat with your fingers and spill your milk shake without anyone blinking an eye lid but if you decide to treat yourself to Patrick Guilbauds' Restaurant in Dublin, you would be expected to bring your manners with you (and use your cutlery!)
Well it's kinda the same for which type of escort you choose to visit.......
I have to say, the majority of clients are really lovely and know how to treat a lady, but there are still more than too many who dont have a feckin clue!
1) BE A CLEAN BOY-this means toe nails and between toes clean/fingernails clean! Your Bottom end wiped and squeeky clean with NO CLING ONS! (Last week my friend had a client who came outta the shower and STILL had a shitty ass!!!
He was a youngish guy too!!!! Turns out he did the same to another escort in Kilarney! (YUK)
Please clean your teeth and use the mouth wash provided darling! There is no excuse for smelling of BODY ODOUR>>>>ok, so it may be a hot day, but use the lady's shower AND SOAP YOUR WHOLE BODY!! (you will find that wearing clean underwear and clean clothes EVERY DAY will eliminate the most of this problem. Finally, if you have smelly feet, please be kind enough to leave your shoes or trainers OUTSIDE the bedroom! Nothing worse than my next client having to smell the frousty feet of the previous guy as it lingers in my boudoir! You wouldn't believe the amount of room spray I go through!
2) Make sure you have READ THE ESCORTS PROFILE/ADVERT so that you dont sound damn well rude by saying "er hello, who am I talking to again?" or "what extras do you do?" ITS ALL THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE
Dont text her when you know we dont reply to texts unless it's to wind you up and tell you lies!
Dont call up like a saddo moaning and groaning with your cock in the hand! Try a chat line, lots about!
Be polite and respectful as it's highly likely that if you are rude, she will tell you she is fully booked anyway.
3) Dont HOUND THE GIRL by bombarding her with calls and/or texts as this is a real turn off.
4) DONT ASK FOR DISCOUNT-THE PRICE IS THE PRICE
5) Have the CORRECT money in an envelope or a folded piece of paper and hand it to her when you arrive to avoid the embarrasment of her having to ask.
IF ANYONE HAS ANYTHING TO ADD, please do.
HAPPY HUNTING
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Different etiquette for different types of punting????
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26-08-10, 13:19English Milly MasseuseDifferent etiquette for different types of punting????
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26-08-10, 13:26jggy2003
A bit school teacherish. The bit about the clean bums I agree with but 'the price is the price'. ? I always ask no matter what I'm buying and it is a buyers market!!Is it not???
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26-08-10, 14:07Sensual Delights
Maybe the buyers have the upper hand at the moment, yes.
But it's not really legal to mention fees and services on the phone.
Haggling down escort services can be perceived by escorts either insulting, either advantage taking, because the service they offer is of a very intimate nature. Neither of those feelings would make an escort to give a "buyer" her best service.
Keep in mind that escort services are of a very intimate nature.
Most girl would do their best if they feel respected and appreciated. -
26-08-10, 14:52English Milly MasseuseI totally agree......its far sexier to not even have to mention money. let alone a guy that wants to barter>>>>>Quote:
Originally Posted by Sensual Delights
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26-08-10, 14:54samlad
There's no excuse for bad manners with anyone... we are all human beings after all. :)
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26-08-10, 15:04English Milly MasseuseIf only all people thought the same xxQuote:
Originally Posted by samlad
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26-08-10, 18:07punterminatorEasy for you guys to say no haggling. It's not you paying...Quote:
Originally Posted by Bustybronte
I would never haggle with an escort much as I would never haggle in a restaurant but I would ALWAYS get the services and prices clear. You can trust what it says on a a restaurant menu but you sure can't trust what it says on an escort's profile and while this is the case you're just going to have to suck it up for this is the deal..
I'm sure there are guys out there that will haggle and I don't blame them. It is a transaction after all whatever you choose to tell yourselves. I suggest you get over it and deal with.. -
26-08-10, 19:08jiml97
Why put the money in an envelope? Why not just hand them the cash in 4 €50 notes or whatever?
Surely they will just open the envelope there and then to count the money anyway rather than just trust that the right amount is in the envelope and open it afterwards? -
26-08-10, 19:15scotusEven frogs have feelings, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by samlad
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26-08-10, 19:18Sensual Delights
Whatever we choose to tell ourselves?
Do you think we see it any differently then a business transaction?
We do see it as well as such, but as I said before, the nature of the business dictates here.
This is a close, personal and intimate business transaction, it's not like selling fish in English Market.
Manners are important and expected on both sides.
The client is the one that pays, true.
But he also has the highest expectations from an appointment.