The following takes place between 10pm and 11pm

Chloe, Chloe do you read me. Damn this receiver it's not working. What am I going to do without Chloe holding my hand. I'm stuck in this bloody toilet and theres no toilet roll. What am I going to do. I'll try one more time, Chloe do you copy. Fuck I'm all on my own. I heard of going dark but this is ridiculous. Theres only one way out of this. Use my socks to clean myself. I just hope the President never finds out about this. I'm tackling terrorists for years and I can't even do the toilet on my own. Where am I anyhow. A place called E-I. There must be some terrorists to deal with here. I've wasted enough time in here time to go and flush the toilet and off I go to save the world again. That was some experience the first time in 7 years I've been to the toilet.

An hour's a long time to be stuck in the shitter, Jack.

Maybe those nasty terrorists put something in your food?

I think they did mouse. That's the last time I eat cheese.

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Originally Posted by Jack Bauer

Chloe, Chloe do you read me. Damn this receiver it's not working. What am I going to do without Chloe holding my hand. I'm stuck in this bloody toilet and theres no toilet roll. What am I going to do. I'll try one more time, Chloe do you copy. Fuck I'm all on my own. I heard of going dark but this is ridiculous. Theres only one way out of this. Use my socks to clean myself. I just hope the President never finds out about this. I'm tackling terrorists for years and I can't even do the toilet on my own. Where am I anyhow. A place called E-I. There must be some terrorists to deal with here. I've wasted enough time in here time to go and flush the toilet and off I go to save the world again. That was some experience the first time in 7 years I've been to the toilet.

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You'd better get in touch with CTU (Clean Toilet Rolls Update):D

Very good, Rover and out.

any advice on long legged escots who give a good massage and face sitting

Your in the wrong section lad. Go over to generla chat or client requests. You'll get all you need there luv. I have long legs and can sit on your face. I wouldn't recommend it after eating posh nosh :eek: :eek:

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Originally Posted by Liz McDonald

Your in the wrong section lad. Go over to generla chat or client requests. You'll get all you need there luv. I have long legs and can sit on your face. I wouldn't recommend it after eating posh nosh :eek: :eek:

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You can sit on my face anyday Liz, with or without posh nosh.:D:D:D

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Originally Posted by Jack Bauer

Chloe, Chloe do you read me. Damn this receiver it's not working. What am I going to do without Chloe holding my hand. I'm stuck in this bloody toilet and theres no toilet roll. What am I going to do. I'll try one more time, Chloe do you copy. Fuck I'm all on my own. I heard of going dark but this is ridiculous. Theres only one way out of this. Use my socks to clean myself. I just hope the President never finds out about this. I'm tackling terrorists for years and I can't even do the toilet on my own. Where am I anyhow. A place called E-I. There must be some terrorists to deal with here. I've wasted enough time in here time to go and flush the toilet and off I go to save the world again. That was some experience the first time in 7 years I've been to the toilet.

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jus do what we do man. wipe wiv da left, eat wiv da right :eek::eek::eek: if n u lookin fo terra rasts look no furda j man we iz bin ere fo like months bro, u could'nt find a moustache in mecca man u iz as lame ass as gene da lardy ass copper

n put dat chloe in a burka right now befo we smack da bitch up burka boyz styley

Look out for the English ladies Jack :eek:
As anyone who has followed your career knows, terrorists nearly always speak with an English accent.