A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant
"JAMESCORK, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers JAMESCORK.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, how was your day?"
JAMESCORK told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says JAMESCORK.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a good cock!'"
"Tunderin' lard Jesus jamescork, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
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13-07-11, 10:09wolfieMorning Tea Humour
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13-07-11, 10:11doodlebugBrilliant, I even read it with the Cork accent!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wolfie
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13-07-11, 10:14JAMESCORK
Hardy har har... she would need more than drops to be able to see my wee willy winkle....
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13-07-11, 10:16doodlebugI was more than impressed with your diagnosis James, LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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13-07-11, 10:17wolfieha ha ha..................Quote:
Originally Posted by JAMESCORK
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13-07-11, 10:18Doozer
Now thats thinking outside the box Jimbo
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13-07-11, 10:22doodlebugIn more than one way, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Doozer