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Merry Christmas E-I
I havent got time to finish this, so feel free to add :)
Twas the night before Christmas, all was quiet in the E-I house
Nothings stirred, apart from Danny and Benny, pretending to be a mouse
They crept in the door, all was silent and still
Until James leapt out, offering them a blue pill
Come in, he cried, the party is here
Ciara has Santa and is providing good cheer
Mousey is pissed, asleep in a chair
Debest is locked up but we don't really care
Dave is playing twister, Lonely is trying to win
And we are trying to find a cupboard to shove Doozer in
Violette and Shirley have tied Alec up
right now they are making him drink from the furry cup
Sam and Jackie are trying to keep order, nothing new there
An Don is trying to set them on fire, just for a dare..
Heather and Angel are providing the songs
Herotodus and Cheif are trying to right lifes wrongs...
Wantedthebest is here wearing Latex and Lace
Hoilding aloft his penis and challenging us to a race
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oh thank you chambers
i might have at least cleaned the chamber pots?, but, no, left out again,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
happy christmas, eboozena chambers
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Wanted the best was there, wearing Latex and Lace
Holding aloft his penis and asking for a race :)
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh god chambers, so near, and yet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, by the WAY, latex and lace, NOT MY THING?????????????????????????????????????????
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'While Nicegirlsarenice drinks all the Brandy and Rum.
Rayden stands behind him admiring his bum.'
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Carlos is holding court clutching a brandy and port
He is rather hard to see as he is rather short
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Maxi and Monkeynut have never been bold,
But I've heard Anons cock is a sight to behold !
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So who should take pride of place on our Christmas tree,
I believe that could be the fair Lucy C.
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OnlyMe is drinking some piss
and asks everyone will i lose weight drinking this
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Poor benny and Danny are going to be sic
A few voddies and now Lucys riding St Nick