Ever write a poem for someone who touched your life so much.

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11-06-15, 22:53
slavetoyou

Ever write a poem for someone who touched your life so much.

There is a Queen named Irish Miss Alisha XXX
When you see her you may think it is special effects

As she is the most beautiful lady you will have seen
A perfect specimen of a human being

Dropping on your knees to the floor
You will worship and adore

Her perfect soft velvet feet
A beautiful tasty treat

But to become a lucky connoisseur
You may have to endure

The most excruciating pain
So that you may gain

A sample of pure delight
One that will stay with you for many a night

So to you my Queen I do say
I promise to worship and obey

To never falter in my devotion
And to hold onto my emotion

The one of total happiness you give me
As I bow before you on my knee

Thank you my Queen
For satisfying my true being
11-06-15, 23:33
slavetoyou

Quote:

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Very good.

I do write poetry when I'm very, very drunk as some of the more hard core members know.

Alcohol, the ink of geniuses……..
11-06-15, 23:36
tom sand

Quote:

Originally Posted by irishdeltaforce

Very good.

I do write poetry when I'm very, very drunk as some of the more hard core members know.

iv seen it
i think it should rhyme more
your's did'nt rhyme at all:)
11-06-15, 23:44
amylove69

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom sand

iv seen it
i think it should rhyme more
your's did'nt rhyme at all:)

poetry is not about rhyming, but about feelings and emotion.
11-06-15, 23:46
tom sand

Quote:

Originally Posted by amylove69

poetry is not about rhyming, but about feelings and emotion.

i all ways thought it was about rhyming:)
11-06-15, 23:46
bollocks

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom sand

iv seen it
i think it should rhyme more
your's did'nt rhyme at all:)

Mie rhymes
its entitled

"Fleas"

Adam
had'em

Bollocks
11-06-15, 23:51
tom sand

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

Mie rhymes
its entitled

"Fleas"

Adam
had'em

Bollocks

thats realy bad bollocks
shocking bad:)
11-06-15, 23:53
amylove69

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom sand

i all ways thought it was about rhyming:)

thats just called a ditty,, not to be confused with titty :D
11-06-15, 23:59
whoseyourdaddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by amylove69

thats just called a ditty,, not to be confused with titty :D

I love ditties....

Mary Rose
Sat on a pin
Mary rose...
12-06-15, 00:02
amylove69

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

I love ditties....

Mary Rose
Sat on a pin
Mary rose...

Puked in the bin ,,,,
12-06-15, 00:12
whoseyourdaddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by amylove69

Puked in the bin ,,,,

Amy rose :)
12-06-15, 00:16
tom sand

Quote:

Originally Posted by whoseyourdaddy

Amy rose :)

picked her nose:dunno:
12-06-15, 07:09
SteveB

Ah freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits,
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles,
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and slipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't.
12-06-15, 07:14
SteveB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lXas5Ix65U
12-06-15, 08:23
willie wacker

Well doc .:;) the sly one was great at writing poetry
You want to see the poems he use to write for Maya X
12-06-15, 08:25
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by amylove69

poetry is not about rhyming, but about feelings and emotion.

thats true. I get very emotional everytime I see or hear a poetry book. So emotional in fact that I could shove it up the readers hole. FFs give me a long sandy beach at nightfall anyday.

poetry??
Westside.
12-06-15, 08:27
Westsidex

I once knew a couple
whose name was McKhan
they gave birth to a boy
a fine young man
baptism day came
at the church down the lane
and the priest fuckin fainted
when he heard the babies name........
they called him Genghis McKhan.

:)
Westside.
12-06-15, 08:29
bettercallsaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

I once knew a couple
whose name was McKhan
they gave birth to a boy
a fine young man
baptism day came
at the church down the lane
and the priest fuckin fainted
when he heard the babies name........
they called him Genghis McKhan.

:)
Westside.

Started off badly,downhill a bit in the middle and the less said about the end the better.
Apart from that it was excellent.
12-06-15, 08:34
SteveB

There once was a plumber from Lee
When he was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said, Stop, someones coming
He said, I know,
That someone who's coming is me!
12-06-15, 08:34
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

Started off badly,downhill a bit in the middle and the less said about the end the better.
Apart from that it was excellent.

sounds like your birth.

Westside.
12-06-15, 08:48
bettercallsaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

sounds like your birth.

Westside.

You were there?

Daddy? :yikes:
12-06-15, 08:51
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

You were there?

Daddy? :yikes:

No im not your father. If I was you would be taller, more robust , brighter, happier, more witty, more intellectual and of course have a deep rooted hatred for poetry , people who say good morning and any sport with a ball.

Westside.
12-06-15, 08:58
tom sand

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

No im not your father. If I was you would be taller, more robust , brighter, happier, more witty, more intellectual and of course have a deep rooted hatred for poetry , people who say good morning and any sport with a ball.

Westside.

Morning west
look out side your window
summer is out there
now i am off to find a field full off daisy's to run through:)
http://i.imgur.com/nrbQ1.gif
12-06-15, 08:59
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom sand

Morning west
look out side your window
summer is out there
now i am off to find a field full off daisy's to run through:)
http://i.imgur.com/nrbQ1.gif

A field full of landmines would be a bit more like it Sir Thomas.

Westside.
12-06-15, 09:14
tom sand

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

A field full of landmines would be a bit more like it Sir Thomas.

Westside.

ha ha ha
landmines
you sillybilly
i would be dead then:D
12-06-15, 11:03
bettercallsaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

No im not your father. If I was you would be taller, more robust , brighter, happier, more witty, more intellectual and of course have a deep rooted hatred for poetry , people who say good morning and any sport with a ball.

Westside.

So I would take after my mom then?
12-06-15, 11:06
slavetoyou

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

give me a long sandy beach at nightfall anyday.

Is that a cocktail?
12-06-15, 12:20
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom sand

i would be dead then:D

err eh thats the whole point.

Westside.
12-06-15, 12:21
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by bettercallsaul

So I would take after my mom then?

we all have hope.

Westside.
12-06-15, 12:22
Amy Alison

I wrote many poems many moons ago :)

But one particular story about a poem still gives me the giggles. I was secretely admiring a guy but decided I'll stay put. However the emotion took hold of me at some stage, I wrote a poem how he's so proud, calm and secure and I'm totally his oposite that's why I would never reveal myself. Never signed the piece of paper and in the evening (while at a big house party where he was actually hitting on me and I was playing it cool), I asked a girl there which one is his jacket. She shown me one jacket and I placed the piece of paper with the poem inside his pocket. I was shocked to see when we were leaving that another guy was the owner of that jacket :D Poor guy looked so confused when checking his pockets, he's probably still wondering who the hell made him that poem :)
12-06-15, 12:23
Westsidex

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Writing a poem for a loved one then yes i guess that's ok but writing it for an escort where there is supposed to be no emotional attachment then i think is a bit freaky.
But the slavetoyou is a different scenario . :)

hahhahah can you imagine a guy going to an escort.

I have a gift for you he says.:o

Ohhhhhh deary your so sweet, You my fav customer you are. What is my gift? (thinking chocs, cars, helicopters etc).

A poem.:)

Fuck you she says,
Westside.
12-06-15, 12:33
Naughtynatalie

I've wrote quite a few 'poems' over the years for boyfriends, friends & family.
Dont think I ever actually gave any of them to the boyfriends though!
The rest were all very well received :)
12-06-15, 12:48
jakelanders

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Writing a poem for a loved one then yes i guess that's ok but writing it for an escort where there is supposed to be no emotional attachment then i think is a bit freaky.
But the slavetoyou is a different scenario . :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

hahhahah can you imagine a guy going to an escort.

I have a gift for you he says.:o

Ohhhhhh deary your so sweet, You my fav customer you are. What is my gift? (thinking chocs, cars, helicopters etc).

A poem.:)

Fuck you she says,
Westside.

Old mother Hubbard
Went to her cupboard
To fetch poor Rover a bone
When she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own
12-06-15, 12:56
nonpareil

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakelanders

Old mother Hubbard
Went to her cupboard
To fetch poor Rover a bone
When she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own

Bestiality- tut, tut.What a fecking horndog.
A dog does actually have a bone in his boner, It's called the os penis.
12-06-15, 13:00
nonpareil

Quote:

Originally Posted by bollocks

Mie rhymes
its entitled

"Fleas"

Adam
had'em

Bollocks

When Adam was a boy ,
Before paper was invented,
He wiped his ass,
On a tuft of grass,
And walked away contented.
12-06-15, 13:06
nonpareil

Adam and Eve
Snakes who deceive
Want to believe
God to perceive
Apple to receive
Oh, what a peeve!
It's all make believe
Eve don't thieve
Cause then you will conceive
And never get reprieve.

Genesis:3..24

How's that Joe Brolly ; for rhyming? (I mean Tom Sand).
12-06-15, 15:31
slavetoyou

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

Writing a poem for a loved one then yes i guess that's ok but writing it for an escort where there is supposed to be no emotional attachment then i think is a bit freaky.
But the slavetoyou is a different scenario . :)

I am a very emotional creature ;)

http://41.media.tumblr.com/4a4aa21dc...xefko1_250.jpg
12-06-15, 15:32
slavetoyou

Quote:

Originally Posted by Westsidex

hahhahah can you imagine a guy going to an escort.

I have a gift for you he says.:o

Ohhhhhh deary your so sweet, You my fav customer you are. What is my gift? (thinking chocs, cars, helicopters etc).

A poem.:)

Fuck you she says,
Westside.

It's all about the presentation………

http://static3.depositphotos.com/100...euro-bills.jpg
12-06-15, 15:53
tom sand

Quote:

Originally Posted by nonpareil

Adam and Eve
Snakes who deceive
Want to believe
God to perceive
Apple to receive
Oh, what a peeve!
It's all make believe
Eve don't thieve
Cause then you will conceive
And never get reprieve.

Genesis:3..24

How's that Joe Brolly ; for rhyming? (I mean Tom Sand).

not good man
and i know you did not rob it of the internet
because its rubbish:D
it should have been called
just worlds that rhyme with Eve
very sad:(
12-06-15, 16:13
tom sand

Quote:

Originally Posted by zilch

When you were a little girl and innocent as sin
you'd sit there on your own and slip a finger in
now your all grown up and full of womanly charm
you can get 4 fingers in and half ur fuckin arm.......

Shit did i really write that.Now i shall run for cover adult-spankadult-spankadult-spank

charming:)

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