Is anybody reading escort profiles ???

I am asking this because I think most people do not bother to read the text in the escort profiles !!!


Due to some minor womanly discomfort I'm feeling, I have decided to remove some of my services. To be fair, I have also lowered my prices to match my services. From last night until now, I had my price as 70 E per half an hour. Also, I have added on my profile a link to my latest advertising thread, where it was mentioned that this offer does not include normal or anal sex & oral on me ...

Basically, this 70 Euro was just for a very nice lip & hand service, russina, all nicely wrapped with french kissing, massage, uniforms etc ...

My phone wouldn't stop ringing until now, never got so many calls in my life :eek:
Just one single person knew what this offer was about.

Every other time when I picked up my phone and asked "are you aware that this offer does not include normal sex, anal sex and oral on me?", the potential client seem to be extremelly surprised :eek:

I had no other choice then putting my prices up, because honestly I cannot keep up with so many calls.

Whoever will call me now, will do it because:

a. really wants to see me ...
or
b. has read my advertising posts and will know what to expect ...

I was chatting with some gentlemen a few weeks ago when I logged into chat for a few minutes and he adviced me at the time to remove my phone number when I am not working, the simple fact that I am writing on my profile "not working today" it would be of little or no importance to most people as they don't bother reading it :cool:

Rant over now :D but I just want to know from more of you if you read the description on the profiles before booking ???

a man has enough blood to supply a functioning brain and penis -

but not enough to work both at the same time !:D:D

Nice explanation Alec, in fact it sounds YUMMY :p but I don't think ALL my callers have a hard on when calling me :eek:

yes Karin u right!
Im just offering massage services in a lower price...but i still get so many phone calls if it including everything....:confused::confused:

So guys please read our profile carefully...:o

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Originally Posted by Karin Kiss

I am asking this because I think most people do not bother to read the text in the escort profiles !!!


Due to some minor womanly discomfort I'm feeling, I have decided to remove some of my services. To be fair, I have also lowered my prices to match my services. From last night until now, I had my price as 70 E per half an hour. Also, I have added on my profile a link to my latest advertising thread, where it was mentioned that this offer does not include normal or anal sex & oral on me ...

Basically, this 70 Euro was just for a very nice lip & hand service, russina, all nicely wrapped with french kissing, massage, uniforms etc ...

My phone wouldn't stop ringing until now, never got so many calls in my life :eek:
Just one single person knew what this offer was about.

Every other time when I picked up my phone and asked "are you aware that this offer does not include normal sex, anal sex and oral on me?", the potential client seem to be extremelly surprised :eek:

I had no other choice then putting my prices up, because honestly I cannot keep up with so many calls.

Whoever will call me now, will do it because:

a. really wants to see me ...
or
b. has read my advertising posts and will know what to expect ...

I was chatting with some gentlemen a few weeks ago when I logged into chat for a few minutes and he adviced me at the time to remove my phone number when I am not working, the simple fact that I am writing on my profile "not working today" it would be of little or no importance to most people as they don't bother reading it :cool:

Rant over now :D but I just want to know from more of you if you read the description on the profiles before booking ???

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sorry karin ...i dont read it love..xxx

Well even though they should have read it better, in their defence normal sex is meant to be the standard service.

Also there's a fraction of people out there who "don't like reading" and only read slowly. Not as in books, but reading as in the newspaper or signs or a website or anything at all.

I never read the text in profile

I only look at the Favs on offer

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Originally Posted by Karin Kiss

I am asking this because I think most people do not bother to read the text in the escort profiles !!!

Due to some minor womanly discomfort I'm feeling, I have decided to remove some of my services. To be fair, I have also lowered my prices to match my services. From last night until now, I had my price as 70 E per half an hour. Also, I have added on my profile a link to my latest advertising thread, where it was mentioned that this offer does not include normal or anal sex & oral on me ...

Basically, this 70 Euro was just for a very nice lip & hand service, russina, all nicely wrapped with french kissing, massage, uniforms etc ...

My phone wouldn't stop ringing until now, never got so many calls in my life :eek:
Just one single person knew what this offer was about.

Every other time when I picked up my phone and asked "are you aware that this offer does not include normal sex, anal sex and oral on me?", the potential client seem to be extremelly surprised :eek:

I had no other choice then putting my prices up, because honestly I cannot keep up with so many calls.

Whoever will call me now, will do it because:

a. really wants to see me ...
or
b. has read my advertising posts and will know what to expect ...

I was chatting with some gentlemen a few weeks ago when I logged into chat for a few minutes and he adviced me at the time to remove my phone number when I am not working, the simple fact that I am writing on my profile "not working today" it would be of little or no importance to most people as they don't bother reading it :cool:

Rant over now :D but I just want to know from more of you if you read the description on the profiles before booking ???

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Sometimes punters get the numbers of a few girls from the EI website but may not ring them for days, weeks or even months!!! Therefore, they won't know that the lady has changed her profile for rates, location or services. As Alec said a lot of guys choose an escort with their 'one-eyed monster' from the profile photo/reviews only. I have heard of ladies complaining that they were still receiving calls weeks after fiinishing tours. Its a good tip to remove your phone number from the profile/signature when you are not working. It may not stop the calls but it should help to reduce them.

For the record, I always read the profile so I know what to expect.

Is anybody reading escort profiles ???


Hi Karen and Stella.

Do you mind my making a small observation?? It might illuminate the male psyche a bit.

In a situation where, for example, Stella is offering a massage service only (and a delightful service it is I have no doubt) lads will be extremely eager to show up for an appointment harbouring a raging hard-on and a a secret hope that they will be able to persuade to go further than just the massage.

Believe me girls it is a major turn on for a punter if you are showing up for a humble massage but with some gentle persuasion the session COULD go off in all sorts of interesting directions.....

This is a major reason why I am renewing my love affair with the humble massage parlour...

With some extra money in your pocket and if you lauch into a charm offensive you never know what might be on offer.....

So thats basically it we tend to be horny optimistic chancers....
:)

Always read the profiles...we'll I say always rarely really, but will start now 8P