I am giving up Escorts!!!!!

Fellow punters and friends!
I am giving up escorts! Yes it came to me this morning- crystal clear- escorting is for mugs, simple mined halfwits! Mugs! I am a mug, we are mugs! Think about it- we go out spending loads and loads of money on escorts- when we have wives at home! Wives that can do all sorts of pervy things with us- free of charge!
I dont know why I didnt think of this for the last 20 years! Yes 20 fucking years! Paying women for sex, paying for all kinds of sex!
And what of all the money I spent? 4000 EURO a year, thats 80000 euro I spent!
I could have bought a yatch for that, or a dozen cars! or donated that money to the Catholic church- or the Goverment!
Anyway I decided this morning thats it! No more punting. I will get a new hobby!
I will get a dog, and take it for walks- I will start doing gardening, I will join the church choir!
That was my mindset this morning! I was determined to start anew- a new Dick Spunk!
Then I got a text from Lolita- the well known 18 year old Mexican escort in Clanbrasil street, the text went-

"Hello Dik- This is Lolita, I am all alone in my big warm bed, all I am wearing those black silky knickers you like-I want you to visit me today- I want to blow and blow and blow your penis until you have a atomic explosion of cum all over me! Please come now!- Lolita"

The picture below is me and Lolita at 3 o clock today . . .
Anyway I am going to give up escorting, and get a dog, and do gardening, and join the choir . . . . only not just yet!;)

Dick

the dog wont be able to make you as happy as Lolita anyway eg. when your feeling down like you where today the dog wont ring you???

Of course you are Dick of course you are.

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Originally Posted by Dick Spunk

. . . . Think about it- we go out spending loads and loads of money on escorts- when we have wives at home! Wives that can do all sorts of pervy things with us- free of charge!

Dick

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Oh "Deek"!!! Are you sure that it is free of charge??? :p:D

"Hello Dik- This is Lolita, I am all alone in my big warm bed, all I am wearing those black silky knickers you like-I want you to visit me today- I want to blow and blow and blow your penis until you have a atomic explosion of cum all over me! Please come now!- Lolita"



then....................the alarm clock went off.

have a nice day Dick,
Westside.