Breaking news! Man City sign JC!!!!!

Is there nobody Man city cant tempt to go to Eastlands?

Man City sign Jesus Christ
43 goals
36,002 miracles

Good at crosses

Supposed to miss the first game of the season but back again by the third game


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmnSR...ture=topvideos

deedin, for he do have the ball skills, balance and power of some form of footballing God. Namely Jesus H Christ, who do sitting at the right hand of his daddy, yes he do.. 'tid a "grey-at" signing, says i......................yes i do.

I can honestly say I was pissing myself watching that, watched it 3 times, thanks mate! Brilliant! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

He'd be a natural goalkeeper...

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/med...sus-statue.jpg

might be a liability hand ball wise anywhere else :)

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Originally Posted by JohnRambo

I can honestly say I was pissing myself watching that, watched it 3 times, thanks mate! Brilliant! :lmao::lmao::lmao:

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Glad you enjoyed John, was the same myself when i saw it

Jesus(pardon the pun) I misread it at first and thought it said JT. I was onto sky sports news to see check it out1
Very good lads

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Originally Posted by Doozer

Jesus(pardon the pun) I misread it at first and thought it said JT. I was onto sky sports news to see check it out1
Very good lads

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Posted the title of the thread intentionally to make it look like JT at first glance lol

so does jesus play for Israel or Palestine or Egypt (residency rule ?)

and with the ancestor rule seen as his dad made the world could he play for anybody.

According to JC's agent John the Baptist, Jesus has declared for Argentina, Maradonna promised to teach him the hand of god before he got the sack