Situation: am horny
problem 1: am broke, but willing to use overdraft to fund wild sexual experience if I can find a good deal and a girl willing to do depraved things to me
problem 2: sinuses are congested. this happens to me regularly, I have bad sinuses and probably don't have a cold. But if I go in sneezing and sniffling to some hot young lady their going to quite regularly kick me to the curb.
I'm sooo disappointed and need to moan about it, sorry.
Oh Woo is me
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15-09-09, 18:34soloOh Woo is me
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15-09-09, 18:37Mousey
Fuck, you sound like you're in an even worse state than EP :D
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15-09-09, 19:11anitasizzleBee pollen for the sinues-catnip for the qirl- ring around and ask if any take part in a smoke, and if they say yeah, then say you have some to spare inexchange for a rideQuote:
Originally Posted by solo
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15-09-09, 19:29ninebythreeQuote:
Originally Posted by solo
Try some sudafed,
lucozade bottle with liver in it
and the playboy channel...:D:D
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15-09-09, 19:40WildthangLMFAO.......... Lucozade bottle?? Mite work for u nx3:rolleyes: some of us may need somthing a little larger and with a pulse;)Quote:
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15-09-09, 19:42ninebythreeQuote:
Originally Posted by Wildthang
As ber would say, its all about the size of the hammer driving the nail:D:D
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15-09-09, 19:45he who dares winsbad!
i suffer really bad from sinus trouble, sometimes its bad and other times its good, like i cant smell or taste food some days, i can barely smell aftershave or deoderent i put on which is bad, but then when i go down on a lady she loves it because again i cant smell or taste anything so i could be down there for a while ha, good hey!!!!!!!!!!:p:p