There once was a punter called.......

There once was a Punter called Rover,
That liked to lick girls all over :p:p

His favourite girl was called Clover
Whom he loved to Bend Over :eek::eek:

She gave him a wank and then a good spank
Until he came all over her :mad::mad:

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Originally Posted by sexonlegs

There once was a Punter called Rover,
That liked to lick girls all over :p:p

His favourite girl was called Clover
Whom he loved to Bend Over :eek::eek:

She gave him a wank and then a good spank
Until he came all over her :mad::mad:

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Welcome back Lizzy Hilton. Somebody told me that you got banned and cannot work in London anymore because of some shit on your website, Great to see you are ok.

xxx

There was a young punter called Dave,
Who screwed a dead whore in a cave.
Said Dave I admit I'm a bit of a shit,
But think of the money I save.

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Originally Posted by sexonlegs

There once was a Punter called Rover,
That liked to lick girls all over :p:p

His favourite girl was called Clover
Whom he loved to Bend Over :eek::eek:

She gave him a wank and then a good spank
Until he came all over her :mad::mad:

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There once was a girl called Sexonleg (no 's')
to suck Rovers' cock she did beg.
Being rather fussy,
he first licked her pussy.
Then she did swallow all his cum,
then as a reward he licked her bum.


There was a little house and it had a little door,
I knocked on the knocker, on two three four.
Out came a slut, looking rather dizzy,
and do you know who it was? it was our dear L----. :D

I got blown by an escort called Lizzy,
When I came she got ever so giddy.
She said that was funny,
I don't want yer money,
Cos yer cum still tastes ever so yummy!

Liz was a tired old whore
Her mind was rotten to the core
She appealed to some
With her white saggy bum
But soon men called nomore

There once was a c*nt
Who didn't like the term punt.
Her head was up her ass.
It was that big she couln't pass.
So she stayed in her flat.
All day long playing with her mouse mat.

There once was a punter, not fussy.
Who wet with any old hussie,
Then Lizzy he met.
A day to regret.
cause his todger's all blistered and pussy.....

An over the hill escort called Lizzy,
Still somehow can keep herself busy.
Which all goes to show.
How low punters can go.
Just to get their rocks off with blonds dizzy.
adult-missionary

There was an escort Anna S
Who often wore a short dress
The men they qued
To see her nude
As Anna wore less and less