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05-01-11, 11:32
MatureJane

Morning All.

Just back from a strange one. A guy rang me last night and asked me was I into a bit of farting. I told him I was into anything within reason. He made an appointment for 10.30 this morning but advised me to eat marrow fat peas before I go to bed to induce the farting session he wanted. I followed his orders and arrive at his place near Glanmire at the agreed time. My job was to sit on his face and fart -nothing else - just wind, wind and more wind. It was the best and easiest bit of money I've made in my life. After about 2 hours of hard farting and boy did they smell he shot is load. I was called a cab and given 400e for my troubles. Wow! do I love Cork!!!!

Back to bed now - might get up around 6ish
05-01-11, 11:34
Doozer

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Originally Posted by MatureJane

Just back from a strange one. A guy rang me last night and asked me was I into a bit of farting. I told him I was into anything within reason. He made an appointment for 10.30 this morning but advised me to eat marrow fat peas before I go to bed to induce the farting session he wanted. I followed his orders and arrive at his place near Glanmire at the agreed time. My job was to sit on his face and fart -nothing else - just wind, wind and more wind. It was the best and easiest bit of money I've made in my life. After about 2 hours of hard farting and boy did they smell he shot is load. I was called a cab and given 400e for my troubles. Wow! do I love Cork!!!!

Back to bed now - might get up around 6ish

Just goes to validate my theory on Corkmen
There is deffinatly something strange in teh water down there
05-01-11, 11:38
scotus

Marrow fat peas ... well now, there's something new I've learned.

Having had my knuckles rapped earlier for un-pc comments, I will just confine myself to observing that's .... well, interesting.

Whatever floats your boat ...
05-01-11, 11:39
magicalman9357

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Originally Posted by MatureJane

Just back from a strange one. A guy rang me last night and asked me was I into a bit of farting. I told him I was into anything within reason. He made an appointment for 10.30 this morning but advised me to eat marrow fat peas before I go to bed to induce the farting session he wanted. I followed his orders and arrive at his place near Glanmire at the agreed time. My job was to sit on his face and fart -nothing else - just wind, wind and more wind. It was the best and easiest bit of money I've made in my life. After about 2 hours of hard farting and boy did they smell he shot is load. I was called a cab and given 400e for my troubles. Wow! do I love Cork!!!!

Back to bed now - might get up around 6ish

Very windy around here today too. :)
05-01-11, 11:42
Sam Spade

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Originally Posted by MatureJane

Just back from a strange one. A guy rang me last night and asked me was I into a bit of farting. I told him I was into anything within reason. He made an appointment for 10.30 this morning but advised me to eat marrow fat peas before I go to bed to induce the farting session he wanted. I followed his orders and arrive at his place near Glanmire at the agreed time. My job was to sit on his face and fart -nothing else - just wind, wind and more wind. It was the best and easiest bit of money I've made in my life. After about 2 hours of hard farting and boy did they smell he shot is load. I was called a cab and given 400e for my troubles. Wow! do I love Cork!!!!

Back to bed now - might get up around 6ish

Don't forget to keep those farts under cover - no wafting please!
05-01-11, 11:43
EnglishTaylor

PMSL!!! hahahahaha...breathe...hahahahahaha!! u brave girl...good on ya xx
05-01-11, 11:53
warmcome

Jane-are you ok? you may have gassed yourself.
1 hr is missing in your post. Is yer man ok?

a lass dropped one on an appointment, unrequested,
i didn't appreciate it as much as your client seems to.
05-01-11, 11:57
Sam Spade

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Originally Posted by warmcome

Jane-are you ok? you may have gassed yourself.
1 hr is missing in your post. Is yer man ok?

a lass dropped one on an appointment, unrequested,
i didn't appreciate it as much as your client seems to.

Hopefully she wasn't on your face at the time!
05-01-11, 12:03
dave1dave

That just made me laugh out loud and fart at the same time.... :)