What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

As per title.

I've got two. Firstly, I got run over by a train along with two mates (long story, nobody got hurt, but did get the shit scared out of us).

Secondly, and probably stupider - I once told a certain lady after she had forgiven me for drunkenly doing naughty stuff with her sister, that I still fancied her sister. Again, drunkenly :o

And you?

As a kid I almost broke my neck taking a piledriver imitating the Dubya-Dubya-Eff. All those "please dont try this at home kids" disclaimers were great inspiration.:)

I lost the love of my life over stupid decisions

loads of stupid things but I'll check back in tomorrow as I'm planning something BIG!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Rayden

As a kid I almost broke my neck taking a piledriver imitating the Dubya-Dubya-Eff. All those "please dont try this at home kids" disclaimers were great inspiration.:)

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What a coincidence, I did the same thing to my cousin! He was alright though thankfully... Phew. lol.

Not my stupidest thing though... That would be my natural instinct to alienate and isolate myself from close friends... A curse that I still carry to this day. *sigh*

Had a brief affair with a married woman.
It ended when he came home early one day to be greeted by the sight of my pimply arse bouncing up and down on his wife on the couch in the living room.

Soundest beating I've ever had. And I deserved it too.

ive done lots of stupid things but one that stands out was when i wanted cereal with hot milk and my dad was using all the pots and microwave so i had to wait at least 20minutes which didnt suit me and i didnt fancy cold milk so i decided to use the kettle to boil my milk,,trust me not a good idea at all.i didnt want my milk to hot so i said ill wait for it to start boiling and turn it off before it comes to the boil..im standing der waiting for the sound you hear wen the water starts to boil but this didnt really happen .im standing der talking to my dad and next thing i noticed milk spuing all over the place,it was coming out of the cap and everything.it was all over the place,,there was such a mess,,anyway i had my hot cereal but the kettle never worked properly again.it never sounded right and everythime we wanted to boil water it would come out white no matter how much i scrubbed the elements i couldnt get the milk off so i had to buy a new kettle within a few days,

Stupidest thing not clumsiest right ;)

About 2 years ago I was getting ready for a night out and had just washed my favorite top. However it was damp and my dryer wasn't really working. I remembered seeing something on telly about putting clothes in the microwave so tried it. My top set on fire and my microwave half exploded.

I then remembered I had seen it on Mr Bean. Fml

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Originally Posted by itstimenow

ive done lots of stupid things but one that stands out was when i wanted cereal with hot milk and my dad was using all the pots and microwave so i had to wait at least 20minutes which didnt suit me and i didnt fancy cold milk so i decided to use the kettle to boil my milk,,trust me not a good idea at all.i didnt want my milk to hot so i said ill wait for it to start boiling and turn it off before it comes to the boil..im standing der waiting for the sound you hear wen the water starts to boil but this didnt really happen .im standing der talking to my dad and next thing i noticed milk spuing all over the place,it was coming out of the cap and everything.it was all over the place,,there was such a mess,,anyway i had my hot cereal but the kettle never worked properly again.it never sounded right and everythime we wanted to boil water it would come out white no matter how much i scrubbed the elements i couldnt get the milk off so i had to buy a new kettle within a few days,

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Oh, that reminds me, I have another one - in my defense, I was 6. I wanted toast, but couldn't get the plug of the kettle out of the socket, so... I decided to lever it out with a knife. If it hadn't been a butter knife with a bone handle, I'd not be typing this today, but it still blew me clean across the kitchen. Now, my electrical knowledge sucked back then, but you have to give me credit for a rudimentary understanding of fulcrums, non?

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Originally Posted by itstimenow

ive done lots of stupid things but one that stands out was when i wanted cereal with hot milk and my dad was using all the pots and microwave so i had to wait at least 20minutes which didnt suit me and i didnt fancy cold milk so i decided to use the kettle to boil my milk,,trust me not a good idea at all.i didnt want my milk to hot so i said ill wait for it to start boiling and turn it off before it comes to the boil..im standing der waiting for the sound you hear wen the water starts to boil but this didnt really happen .im standing der talking to my dad and next thing i noticed milk spuing all over the place,it was coming out of the cap and everything.it was all over the place,,there was such a mess,,anyway i had my hot cereal but the kettle never worked properly again.it never sounded right and everythime we wanted to boil water it would come out white no matter how much i scrubbed the elements i couldnt get the milk off so i had to buy a new kettle within a few days,

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Darl are you typin with your phone?
Please please can you put bigger spaces between sentances and stanzas I find it so hard to read otherwise.

Merci.

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Originally Posted by Headlad

Oh, that reminds me, I have another one - in my defense, I was 6. I wanted toast, but couldn't get the plug of the kettle out of the socket, so... I decided to lever it out with a knife. If it hadn't been a butter knife with a bone handle, I'd not be typing this today, but it still blew me clean across the kitchen. Now, my electrical knowledge sucked back then, but you have to give me credit for a rudimentary understanding of fulcrums, non?

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You were allowed to use knives and electrical appliances at 6??? I wasn't allowed to even tie my own shoe laces until 12! ¬_¬

.......... Ok maybe a slight exhaggeration but... Meh. lol

When I was about 15 my parents went away for the weekend. A few of my mates called round with a few beers, one thing lead to another and one of the bright sparks suggested I rented out the Adult Channel of satellite for the night. Having a few drinks in me, enjoying the craic and not wanting to be a spoil sport I thought it was a great idea, only problem was I billed it to my Dad’s credit card and instead of ordering it just for one night I paid for a months subscription, he wasn’t happy when he received his bill and found it on it. :(

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Originally Posted by willyup

Had a brief affair with a married woman.
It ended when he came home early one day to be greeted by the sight of my pimply arse bouncing up and down on his wife on the couch in the living room.

Soundest beating I've ever had. And I deserved it too.

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That’s a lovely story, just as long as everyone lived happily ever after that’s the main thing. :D

sorry amber im on my laptop but for you next time ill leave more spaces ok..sorry again

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Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

Darl are you typin with your phone?
Please please can you put bigger spaces between sentances and stanzas I find it so hard to read otherwise.

Merci.

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Originally Posted by itstimenow

sorry amber im on my laptop but for you next time ill leave more spaces ok..sorry again

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No need to apologise dear. I have awful eyesite and sat on my last pair of glasses so it would just be helpful tis all :)

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Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

No need to apologise dear. I have awful eyesite and sat on my last pair of glasses so it would just be helpful tis all :)

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Oh to be Eb's glasses ;)

of all the things you could have sat on hunny .....

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Originally Posted by EbonyAmber

No need to apologise dear. I have awful eyesite and sat on my last pair of glasses so it would just be helpful tis all :)

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I take the biscuit with this one,dying for a pee one night decided for a laugh to pee through friends letterbox
in mid stream his sister opened door and i let go lid,well you guessed im trawled up the hall by the willy pain was excruciating had to go to hospital as bleeding wouldnt stop
think of how i described how willy was like a mangled sausage and still have scars

with out a shadow of a doubt...joining this site has to be the dumbest.

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Originally Posted by BOBWIL

I take the biscuit with this one,dying for a pee one night decided for a laugh to pee through friends letterbox
in mid stream his sister opened door and i let go lid,well you guessed im trawled up the hall by the willy pain was excruciating had to go to hospital as bleeding wouldnt stop
think of how i described how willy was like a mangled sausage and still have scars

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brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it I feel your pain man

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Originally Posted by JohnRambo

When I was about 15 my parents went away for the weekend. A few of my mates called round with a few beers, one thing lead to another and one of the bright sparks suggested I rented out the Adult Channel of satellite for the night. Having a few drinks in me, enjoying the craic and not wanting to be a spoil sport I thought it was a great idea, only problem was I billed it to my Dad’s credit card and instead of ordering it just for one night I paid for a months subscription, he wasn’t happy when he received his bill and found it on it. :(

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Yeah likely story, I'd say he was fcuking delighted that you got it in for him

Saves him looking like a pervert :p

the stupidest thing i ever did doing ?? 'tid easy for me to remember such a thing, for'n i did trying to hold it in one day adin inside in the office, but i couldnt hold it in anymore, and did ending up shatting my own panties.
i then went to the jacks, did taking off my shat in panties, and did throwing said panties into the car park of the neighbouring company.
this achieved 2 goals.
1 - the smell of shat did leaving the office i work in
2 - it did teaching them bastards next door not to fuck with my own self.. though i have to admit, i wouldnt mind fucking the receptionist in the back passage..

Got married twice and almost three times. :)

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Originally Posted by Headlad

As per title.

I've got two. Firstly, I got run over by a train along with two mates (long story, nobody got hurt, but did get the shit scared out of us).

Secondly, and probably stupider - I once told a certain lady after she had forgiven me for drunkenly doing naughty stuff with her sister, that I still fancied her sister. Again, drunkenly :o

And you?

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Bought a car (90-D Toyota Corrolla) for €200 on my 13th birthday,it was hanging together sounded like an aeroplane,not one straight panel the works(real minter) any how , theres a local road well one end is blocked off and its filled with factory's so ind estate if you will. Long story short 75 m/ph ,truck, brakes failed- hospital for 4 1/2 months..all I was left with was a tiny scar over my eye as skinny as a piece of thread and as long as a finger nail-BLESSED!!

Far too many to mention, putting a hedgecutter through my knee whilst falling off a wall comes high on the list, doing bike jumps as a kid which were never going to equal Evil Knevil, and taking off all my clothes round a girls house when I misread the signals (very easily done in my case)

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Originally Posted by Doozer

I lost the love of my life over stupid decisions

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Your not alone on that one mate.

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Originally Posted by wellhungchap

the stupidest thing i ever did doing ?? 'tid easy for me to remember such a thing, for'n i did trying to hold it in one day adin inside in the office, but i couldnt hold it in anymore, and did ending up shatting my own panties.

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This story is totally revolting and yet I have to admire your commitment

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Originally Posted by paul_m

Yeah likely story, I'd say he was fcuking delighted that you got it in for him

Saves him looking like a pervert :p

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Not a snow balls chance in hell Paul, my Da is old school Catholic upbringing, stuff like that in our house when we were young was a serious no no.

Did I also say that I got assaulted because of it as well by him? :D

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Originally Posted by wellhungchap

the stupidest thing i ever did doing ?? 'tid easy for me to remember such a thing, for'n i did trying to hold it in one day adin inside in the office, but i couldnt hold it in anymore, and did ending up shatting my own panties.
i then went to the jacks, did taking off my shat in panties, and did throwing said panties into the car park of the neighbouring company.
this achieved 2 goals.
1 - the smell of shat did leaving the office i work in
2 - it did teaching them bastards next door not to fuck with my own self.. though i have to admit, i wouldnt mind fucking the receptionist in the back passage..

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http://i.imgur.com/1xIsc.jpg

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Originally Posted by wellhungchap

the stupidest thing i ever did doing ?? 'tid easy for me to remember such a thing, for'n i did trying to hold it in one day adin inside in the office, but i couldnt hold it in anymore, and did ending up shatting my own panties.
i then went to the jacks, did taking off my shat in panties, and did throwing said panties into the car park of the neighbouring company.
this achieved 2 goals.
1 - the smell of shat did leaving the office i work in
2 - it did teaching them bastards next door not to fuck with my own self.. though i have to admit, i wouldnt mind fucking the receptionist in the back passage..

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As per usual WHC quality pure quality, good to see you on the board again mate. ;)

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Originally Posted by willyup

Had a brief affair with a married woman.
It ended when he came home early one day to be greeted by the sight of my pimply arse bouncing up and down on his wife on the couch in the living room.

Soundest beating I've ever had. And I deserved it too.

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lol .

Got caught 'feeding the ducks' in my grandmothers bathroom......

The horror on her face haunts me to this day !

http://www.cinemathreat.com/yahoo_si...1.20353626.gif

Making an appt to see LC

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Originally Posted by JohnRambo

Not a snow balls chance in hell Paul, my Da is old school Catholic upbringing, stuff like that in our house when we were young was a serious no no.

Did I also say that I got assaulted because of it as well by him? :D

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You'd think that, my dad has a big sat with all the foreign porn, but says nothing, everytime i come around i can hear the dish moving lol. We are all perverts some people just hide it better