Escorts to go on strike!!!!!

My fellow punters, I received shocking news today- due to wages/financial cutbacks Escorts are to go on STRIKE!!!!!.
Yes, we, the hard on hard working punters of Dublin will have to go without sex for fuck knows how long!
I was told this today, by Geebag Gabriela, the well know Italian escort working from Meath street, I have gone there for a a little R and R, while the wife was spending my money on rubbish christmas presents for her family, anyhow I had just shot a long slow wad of sperm into the arse of the screaming Gabriela, when she turned around and told me- "Well Deek, that will be the last time you will be spunking your stuff for a while now, we are going on strike!"
I nearly fell over as she told me this- "tell me you are joking" I told her.
No Deek, it is true, all us escorts have decided to strike, we are not accepting the wage cuts, everybody else is going on strike, and so are we".
"What will we do" I implored to her- "the Dublin punters dont deserve this"!
I am sorry Deek, you will all just have to go without sex with escorts until our demands are met, here" she said, lifting up her mini skirt and flashing her arse to me "heres a last look at some pussy"
I took the photo below on my camera phone, to give yous all a view of this.
So there you have it fellow punters, we have been shafted- what will we do now . . . . ?
We have 2 choices- we can either become gay, or we can start having sex with our wifes again;)